I wasn’t going to post anything about this because it’s Friday I’m totally over celebrity nonsense this week…but this story is blowing up and this is my job..so you go.

Lady Gaga has a penis. Or wants you to think she has a penis for PR or she’s really been a space alien sent her to blind us all with her ridiculous outfits the entire time.

A while back the following quote from the Lady surfaced and most of us shrugged it off as fake…but then this video popped  up today and things all came together in the shape of a penis. At about the 1:00 mark on the video you’ll see LG get off the motorcycle and what seems like a teeny peeny.

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga <