Holy cow! When did little Lourdes get bubbies?

Lourdes joined her mom on the final night of her Sticky & Sweet tour in Israel this week.

I know I should feel bad for her but her complete wig-out is so freakin’ funny I can’t stand it. She must have been in the zone because this crazy fan that jumped on stage (and was arrested soon after) scared the crap out of her. Watch the magic at the 2:19 mark.

That long ass title was a polite way of saying that Britney Spears was prancing around the stage at her Anaheim, California concert this weekend with her tampon string hanging down between her legs.

At least now we know that pregnancy rumor from last was completely false.

Do we even say ‘looking buff’ anymore? Whatever euphemism we use for ‘rock hard smoking body’ insert it here. Divorce agrees with Pink..she looks so fit that I just can’t stand it.

It burns my eyeballs.

And those razor sharp hip bones protruding out scare me.

So the old Britney Spears has been hiding under all the bad weaves and glasses all this time. I wonder why she doesn’t take the time to look like this everyday.

At first I thought this gorgeous young chick couldn’t possibly be Brit-Brit. I thought maybe they used the Britney look-a-like from America’s Got Talent …you know that girl that look more like Brit than Brit ever did.

Then I noticed the broken down to the nub fake nail. There’s your proof of authenticity right there kids. Clean her up, give her gorgeous hair and make-up and put her on stage with two of the biggest names in the business and she can’t be bothered to fix her fake nails.