So Miley Cyrus is having a text relationship with dude from Kings of Leon. You know what that means. Jarod Followill (and the rest of the world) is about to see some secret Miley parts on a grainy cell phone picture.

“Miley wants to keep Jared interested … she often sends him coy text messages.”
Apparently, Followill likes the attention. “So far, he is a big fan of what she has been sending. He thinks she’s very pretty and is excited she’s still flirting with him,” the insider said. He’s even been bragging to his friends about Miley’s texts. “Jared loves showing off his texts from Miley.”

I don’t usually do these big picture posts during or after awards shows but there was just much FAIL at this years Grammy Awards that I had to share.

Before I make my snarky comments on almost everyone ….let me just say that Jennifer Hudson is like WOW! Weight Watchers hit a gold mine with her. And also..Kelly Osbourne looked fab. Everyone else…not so much.

Rihanna looks good to be as sick as they she is..although that dress looks like a bunch a pipecleaners wrapped around her. Kathy Griffin is busted up and needs to give it up. Margaret Cho looks good but she is just a bitch so she gets a thumbs down. Speaking of bitches. Lea Michele anyone? Could she try any harder?

John Mayer was trying to go incognito as Johnny Depp. Paul Wall and that Gulianna chick are way too skinny. When is someone going to get that girl to admit she has a raging ED? Selma Blair and Jewel are both knocked up and look pretty. Ciara was a major fail. So was Snooki.

Barry Manilow is old. So was Bob Dylan! That was sad actually.

The young ones: Selena Gomez looked classy and pretty..Miley Cyrus not so much. Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera curvy and working it. Although I have no idea why Kim was invited.

Seal and Heidi Klum look sexy and happy. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony look miserable. Katie Perry and Russell Brand were cute but the angel dress? FAIL!

Krystal Bowersox looked good, so did Eva Longoria and the Will Smith Family, Paz Vega and Florence Welch as always looked oddly pretty.

It is the Grammy’s and people always dress a bit funkier…but I don’t know why some of these chick were trying to out-weird Gaga. It just ain’t gonna happen.

Now that Miley Cyrus is legal and a child from a broken home, I suspect we’ll be seeing lots of racy pictures like this of her in the upcoming year. If not worse.

These pictures are of Miley and her equally trashy assistant being fake teenage lesbians, as teenage girls love to do for some reason.

I know. I want to call it saliva too. It almost sounds to gross to want to smoke it.

Since the Miley Cyrus bong video hit the net over the weekend, TMZ claims that sales of the drug salvia have increased by as much as 300%. The drug is illegal in 15 states and is akin to eating magic mushrooms or dropping acid.

It seems that no one (except for the millions of teens who have been watching other teens get high from this herb on YouTube for the past year) knew about it. It’s a growing problem you’re going to be hearing more about. There is already legislation in the works to make it illegal nationwide.

Meanwhile, Miley’s agent is looking at this more of a lost revenue opportunity than a cry for help from a messed up teenager. 300% sales boost! Wow! That’s worth a major endorsement deal right there.

What is Salvia?

Salvia is a perennial herb that is a part of the mint family. It is commonly found in southern Mexico, Central America and South America. The plant has large green leaves with white and purple flowers that typically grow in large clusters to more than 3 feet in height.

The active ingredient in the salvia herb is salvinorin A, a chemical that acts on certain receptors in the brain and causes hallucinations. Salvinorin A is one of the most potent naturally occurring hallucinogenic chemicals.

How is Salvia Used?

Salvia is sold in various forms. It can be sold as seeds, leaves or as a liquid extract. Fresh leaves can be chewed, causing a high within 5 to 10 minutes. Dried leaves can be smoked as a joint, in a water pipe or vaporized and inhaled. When smoked, the drug can take effect within 30 seconds. Drinking the liquid extract will also cause a high.

What Does Salvia Do?

The chemical salvinorin A, which is contained in salvia, sits on the kappa opioid receptors in the brain, causing an altered perception of reality. The kappa opioid receptor is thought to have a role in pain control and certain psychiatric disorders.

When used, salvia causes intense, but short-lived, effects, including visual distortions, hallucinations, intense dissociation and disconnectedness from reality, physical or visual impairment, disorientation and dizziness. Synesthesia is possible, where physical sensations become intertwined and it is possible to “hear” colors or “smell” sounds. Dysphoria, where users felt uncomfortable or unpleasant after the drug’s use, is also reported. Due to these effects, it would be dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the drug’s influence. Additionally, any drug that leaves the user incapacitated during the time it is working puts the user at risk for serious injury by any means.

Billy Ray Cyrus is sad his baby girl is running around acting trashy. I feel bad for the guy, it’s obvious he’s lost control of his little girl but I guess the time for being daddy and stopping this behavior was way back before she got naked on that magazine cover.

Bill Ray made a statement yesterday about the video of his daughter Miley Cyrus smoking something from a bong on Twitter, “Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. Im so sad. There is much beyond my control right now.”

The video of Cyrus smoking is below.