The Real Housewives of DC’s Michaele Salahi has been kicked out of the Pasadena Recover Center and off VH1′s reality show Celebrity Rehab.

Guess why? Dr. Drew says she has no addiction. Nothing. Nada. She just wanted to be on tv.

What a perfect opportunity for Dr. Drew and VH1 to prove to everyone that they actually do addiction recovery on the show and it’s not all just for ratings.

I’m actually surprised he couldn’t treat her for her obvious eating disorder, compulsive lying or her desperate need for attention.

It’s official. The White House-gate-crashing-Real Housewife of D.C., Michaele Salahi is getting naked for Playboy. Her reps  say the shoot will happen sometime late in September and she will going ‘full-frontal, birthday suit naked.”

Playboy has not decided if she is important enough to get the cover of the issue she will appear in but her people say she would ‘love it’.

Despite the fact that Michaele’s husband is supposed to be financially successful, he needs this money for pimping his wife out. The Salahi’s are currently being sued for unpaid fees by a PR firm.

Although several of the hotter Housewives have done bikini photo shoots for cash..Michaele is the first one to get naked for money. That’s the way they roll in D.C. I guess.

White House gate crasher and Real  Housewife of D.C. Michaele Salahi is defending herself against the eating disorder rumors that her castmates started in this week’s InTouch.

44 year-old Michaele says she’s just always been a skinny girl and if her cast mates’ would get out there and move, they will look like me and be thin, and it’ll all be good.’

What’s your diet like?

I start the day with a hot chocolate and cereal — I love Lucky Charms or Kashi GoLean — then some fruit. I don’t really eat a lot in the middle of the day. I have an early dinner, which is always a salad, with plain chicken, grilled or broiled.

What about plastic surgery — would you ever do it?

Definitely. I would love to do a whole lot of Botox and maybe get collagen, too. I also think it would be great to have boobs. I’m a B [cup], so I’d get a C. I’m all for anything you can do to make yourself look and feel better.

I’m actually kind of shocked to hear that Michaele Salahi’s White House party crashing got her a job on The Real Housewives of D.C.

After crashing President Obama’s state dinner at the White House Nov. 24, the 44-year-old socialite and her husband Tareq have been cast as the stars of Bravo’s newest addition to the Housewives franchise.

“After one of the most visible reality series auditions in history—yes, Bravo cameras were on hand as the Salahis arrived for that ill-fated White House event—the couple has now been fully embraced as the focal point of the series, expected to premiere in July,” the Daily Beast reports.

They’ve already a filmed twelve episodes, but Bravo’s producers are not confirming anything about the newest Housewives cast until they do a big press push in April. I’m gonna have to make some space on my DVR. I can’t wait to see this ballsy chick in action.