Jason Pfeiffer, a former dermatologist’s assistant and current CEO of a medical company, is going public in an explosive new interview, claiming he was Michael Jackson’s boyfriend right up until his death.

Even sexy celebrities with cool accents are lame sometimes.

What in the fire made Gerard Bulter think that recreating the Michael Jackson ‘Blanket out the window’ incident was funny? While I do find this incredibly not funny and a painful insight to Gerard’s real personality, I don’t find it particularly offensive..but I bet alot of people do.

I guess it’s no surprise that marijuana was found at Michael Jackson’s house. I mean really, at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the authorities found some space alien-super drug in MJ’s medicine cabinet.

But it does seem odd that something so light and mellow was found mixed in with the heavy stuff. What good is some sticky-icky gonna do you when you are just living on another planet?

Detectives found two baggies of “brown sticky solid substance” that they assumed was heroine, but it turns it out it was marijuana, reports Extra.

Detective Orlando Martinez wrote, “Conversations with family members lead me to believe that there may be additional medications and/or narcotics at the location as well as the necessity to confiscate these items for the safety of the minor children.”

It’s been about a couple of months since Michael Jackson passed away..just long enough for the crazies to start reporting that he’s still alive.

Live Leak posted a video that shows a man jumping out of the back of a coroner’s van.

The person who uploaded the video said in a statement, “This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.”

Maybe he can go shack up with Anna Nicole Smith and Elvis.

I’m calling BS on this Star magazine story, but it’s Friday and I’m leaving for a much needed vacation in the morning so I’d thought I’d just report this silly story anyway.

A source tells Star magazine, “Nicole is devastated by Michael’s death. She loved him and it happened so suddenly. She wasn’t planning on naming the baby after him, but she thinks it’s fitting now that he’s gone.”

What most people don’t know is that Michael Jackson was Nicole’s Godfather. Michael and Nicole’s dad Lionel Richie were really close friends, so Nicole grew up to Michael being an uncle figure in her life.

Nicole is about ready to pop and she most DEF knows if that baby is a boy or girl already. Plus, I mean, really? Godfather or not, who wants to name their kid after MJ?