To rub the salt in Jessica Simpson’s wound, these vacation pictures of the newly engaged Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey popped up today. And Van is smoking hot in a bikini these days.

That has to hurt.

See kids, even gorgeous celebrities look a bit slouchy on vacation. You might even say that Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie look almost skanky in these candids that popped up today of  the pair in Mexico.

There is some confusion as to whether they are celebrating Nicole’s birthday or maybe it’s a pre-wedding party. Either way…big YUK to Nicole smoking.

If you are interested..there are some new Nicole Richie topless (but covered) bikini pictures at PopFill you might want to see. There is still some wild child left in her.

I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale has purposefully not gotten involved in any other project than The Trails of Cate McCullough (in post-production now) over the past two years, or if she just can’t find a job.

But her IMDB page is starting to look pretty sad. I remember reading an interview with her a few years ago where she stated that she was on the brink of giving up on an American acting career and returning to the UK. For some reason she has never been able to become the box-office opening leading lady they were grooming her for at the beginning of her career.

On a positive note, the 37 year-old actress still looks fantastic in a bikini. Having that knowledge might be enough to get you through many sleepless nights when you feel like you’ve accomplished nothing over the past few years.

Jennifer Aniston is spending her 41st birthday in Los Cabos, Mexico with her besties Courtney Cox and Sheryl Crow. Nothing new right? Homegirl is always in Mexico.

But this trip she is also accompanied by her Bounty Hunter co-star and possible new love interest…..Gerard Butler. Maybe this is what all that sexual tension was about the Golden Globe awards.

You can see 20 more bikini pictures of Jen, Courtney and Sheryl HERE.

I’m glad to see that Rihanna’s face looks normal. Didn’t you totally expect to see a still swollen and bruised up girl after that horrible picture we saw last week?

She’s probably wondering around looking sad because no one has filed any charges against the a**hole that beat her up and then tried to send her an IPod Touch to make up for it.