Turns out Ashton Kutcher was just joking about staying in shape so he could protect Demi and the girls when the end comes. Ashton was on Jimmy Fallon to promote No Strings Attached Friday and explained how the Men’s Fitness reporter than interviewed him didn’t get his joke.

Here’s what Men’s Fitness printed: “And people are going to go, ‘That land’s not yours, prove that it’s yours,’ and the only thing you have to prove it’s yours is on an electric file. Then it’s like, ‘What’s the value of currency, and whose food is whose?’ People’s alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity – what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry.”

And here is Ashton’s explanation: “Here’s the thing: you do these interviews for like a Men’s Fitness or something, and they’re always asking you like, why do you work out, what’s your motivation to stay in shape?” Kutcher said. “And you really don’t want to say I want to look good, I want to be healthy, it doesn’t really sound fun. So I kind of got going on this roll of the apocalypse and I thought she was getting the joke, and I read the article and she really didn’t get the joke.”

Celebrity gossip blogging is like any other job. Most days it’s the same old same old. But every once in a while a really interesting story pops up.

Like this one about Ashton Kutcher staying in shape specifically because he wants to be fit when the revolution comes and he has to protect his family. In this months Men’s Fitness, Ashton opens up about his theory of how things will go down when whatever big event happens that turns us all into raving lunatics.

Kutcher says he trains because he believes all hell is going to break loose someday, and when it does, only the meanest, smartest and strongest will survive. He intends to be among them.

That’s why, as he jogs up the steepest of grades at Runyon Canyon near his Los Angeles home, he pretends he is being chased by wild boars or aliens, whatever civilization-crushing beings the 32-year-old mentally conjures up that day. It’s why he endures hours of blazing hot Bikram yoga, pretending he’s in the desert with no water. And it’s why he started learning Krav Maga, a hand-to-hand combat technique developed by the Israeli army and taught to special elite forces around the world. All of it in order to be prepared – for anything. “If the sh*t hits the fan,” Kutcher says, “you can get out of the sh*t…”

Read more after the jump…..really read it …his theory is interesting. The jokes going to be on him though when only people with 30% bodyfat are able to survive whatever government biochemical disease leaks out and kills us all. Actually, that might not be a bad thing. All celebrities and personal trainers would be gone right off the bat.

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I thought the Kristen Stewart costume fitting pictures was gonna be all we had Twilight-wise today, but then I found these hawt Ashley Greene pictures. Alice Cullen is my favorite tertiary character in the Twilight saga so I’m always checking out what Ashley is up to.

Ashley is almost always up to doing photo shoots and hosting parties to supplement her movie franchise salary.

CLICK HERE to see what Men’s Fitness thinks about AG. Twilight actress Ashley Greene has our blood boiling. “Being sexy is about intrigue and mystery—not putting everything out on the table.”