Megan Fox has another huge FAIL on her resume. Her newest flick Passion Play with Mickey Rourke showed so poorly at the Toronto Film Festival that it’s skipping the theaters and going straight to DVD.

The film, which co-stars Mickey Rourke as a burnt out trumpet player who rescues and somehow romances Fox from Bill Murray’s sleazy gangster, is set to be released to home theaters everywhere on May 31st.

It’s little surprise that the movie, despite a seemingly strong cast, finds itself without theater play; it already failed on the big screen. Playing at the Toronto Film Festival in September, the film bombed, with terrible reviews and viewers openly mocking it as it played — that is, before they walked out.

Mickey Rourke says we shouldn’t blame Megan for the crappy movie…he says she’s actually a good actress. I know..I was as shocked as you are.

“I think the pleasant surprise was this girl who’s a world-class beauty turned out to be probably the best young actress I’ve ever worked with,” Rourke said. “I don’t know if a lot of her films have showcased her acting ability more than, say, being action-oriented, but she really stepped up the plate with this one and was very consistent and professional, beyond her years. At 23, I couldn’t do half of what she’s doing.”

This is how you sell underwear. Giorgio Armani unveiled the newest sexy ads starring Megan Fox last week and today this topless stunner pop up.

The tattoo on her shoulder blade reads, “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies” and down her side is the Nietzsche quote (in honor of Mickey Rourke) that says “Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”

I actually really love that Nietzsche quote. I’m not into that kind of heavy reading but this quote has popped up again and again in my life over the years. It’s quite beautiful and touching. You have to wonder what kind of impression Mickey Rourke had on her to prompt her to get this wordy tattoo for him.

Need some motivation to stay out of the office Christmas cookies or not over eat at that Christmas party you are going to this week? Check out these pictures of Megan Fox on vacation in Hawaii this week.

Not even on Christmas vacation does this chick gain a pound and there is no sign anywhere of that holiday carb bloat. Hate her.

See the rest of the pictures HERE.

A few pictures from this weekends Spike TV Scream Awards.

Megan Fox’s plastic surgery has finally  healed enough that she doesn’t look freaky anymore. But why in the hell is she wearing Hooter’s girl panty hose? There is nothing more cheesy than shiny legs.

Kristen Stewart’s people obviously chose this dress for the back. It’s so gorgeous from the back I can’t stand it…but the front not so much. I’m not even going to comment on her hair. She’s had to put her poor hair through so much for movie role the past two years it’s a wonder she’s not going bald like Christina Aguilera.

Also…WTH is going on with Jackson Rathbone? Weight gain? Bad clothes? He is not looking pretty here.

Since when are we giving commercials proper titles?

I guess when it’s an Armani ad and you have a half-naked Megan Fox you can call it whatever the hell you want to.

It’s actually pretty cute…and as usual Megan’s body is the star of the show.