Don’t worry all you Mel-lovers.

Although the California Highway Patrol (or CHIPS as some of us of a certain age like to call them) says Mel Gibson crashed his 2008 mid-life crisis car Maserati into a Malibu hillside Sunday night but was not injured.The evil/drunk ones never get hurt do they?

Gibson was alone in the car and his camp says that alcohol was not suspected in the crash. Natch.  A news release states that a friend picked up the 54-year-old actor-director from the scene.

No further details or pictures have been released yet.

Were you scratching your head and wondering how Lindsay Lohan could possibly afford the $115K Maserati sports car she smashed up the other day like I was? She hasn’t worked in over a year and her out of control spending is putting major stress on her relationship with her BFF/SO Samantha Ronson.

Mystery solved! TMZ says that Porn King Dennis DeSantis lent LiLo the car and is ballin’ so hard that he doesn’t even care that she f*ed it all up. Dennis has agreed to let Lindsay keep driving the car after he pays for the $10K repair.

Dennis is the mind behind such porn classics as “Origami So Horny” and “Butt Sluts”.  Actually…. hookin’ up with a big time hard-corn porn producer might be a good career move for Lindsay. Maybe they can do something with “Freaky Friday”.