New (Odd) Couple Alert: Mary-Kate Olsen and Jonah Hill
Posted on: September 5, 2008
File this one under ‘what the heck is she doing with him’ file. The National Enquirer says that Mary-Kate Olsen cheated on her boyfriend Nate Lowman with tubby Jonah Hill. The unlikely pair hook-up at Chatuea Marmont August 26.
“It was a shock to see Mary-Kate together with, of all people, geeky Jonah,” an eyewitness told The Enquirer. “They were on a double date with another couple, dining at the hotel around 10 p.m. Mary-Kate and Jonah sat close together and seemed totally into each other. They were both wearing plaid shirts that almost matched. It was the cutest thing.”
“From what I saw at the Chateau Marmont,” said another source, “Mary-Kate had forgotten about Nate and seemed totally enamored of Jonah. And he couldn’t keep his eyes off her, either.”
I don’t like this at all. Not that I really care who Trollson is doing the dirty with, but the mental image I get of tubby, sweating Jonah laying all up on little tiny MK is very disturbing.
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Leaked Mary-Kate Olsen Facebook Pictures
Posted on: August 10, 2008
Mary-Kate Olsen must be giddy with relief after finding out she will not have to answer questions in the Heath Ledger death investigation. So much so that she forgot to block ‘non-friends’ from viewing pictures of some rowdy partying pictures on her Facebook page.
The star is shown in an album of photos partying hard with pals after failing to block users she has yet to befriend on her Facebook.com profile page. According to the New York Daily News, the actress has created a profile under the name Katie Olsen – and the profile is open to anyone in her New York-listed network.
Hopefully they’ll pop up online for the rest of us today. In the meantime check out these oldie but goodie flannel party pictures.
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Mary-Kate Olsen Off The Hook; Heath Ledger Investigation Closed
Posted on: August 6, 2008
What a jip this story turned out to be. I was gearing up for a Mary-Kate Olsen Federal boot-whooping. Something seems a little off…just days after she was ordered to testify about what she knows about the origin of Heath Ledger’s illegally obtained OxyContin, the case is officially closed.
The feds have closed their probe into Heath Ledger’s death and won’t force the TV twin to tell them what she knows about his prescription drug stash, a source told the Daily News.
Oh well. Karma will get you next time Trollson.
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Mary-Kate Olsen Will Be Subpoenaed In Heath Ledger Investigation
Posted on: August 5, 2008
Mary-Kate Olsen, upon advise from her attorney, is still refusing to answer questions about Heath Ledger’s death. Up until now that’s been keeping the Fed’s at bay, but as of yesterday she is officially subpoenaed.
As the investigation surrounding Heath Ledger’s accidental overdose continues, the federal Drug Enforcement Administration office in New York has confirmed to Access Hollywood that they have issued a subpoena that would force Mary-Kate Olsen to testify in front of a grand jury.
Hopefully her suits can ger her immunity deal worked out in time. Of all of the crap trollson has been involved in it would be a shame to go to prison for giving a friend some OxyContin. Yeah, it killed him and all, but geez…how else is a troll supposed to make friends?
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Lindsay Lohan and Mary-Kate Olsen Fight Over Life Coach
Posted on: August 4, 2008
Times have changed, kids. Lindsay Lohan and Mary-Kate Olsen used to fight over boys and tables at the hottest clubs, but now they are in a desperate battle over life coach Lori Cerasoli.
Lori Cerasoli has always been MK’s “go to” person when she is melt-down mode, and the recent Federal inquest into her role in helping Heath Ledger get un-prescribed OxyContin has troll-girl on edge. MK is said to be livid that Lori isn’t available to her right now because she is busy babysitting Lindsay Lohan.
Star magazine reports that the celebrity life coach has been counseling Lindsay through her recent battle with addiction. Dealing with LiLo and all her baggage doesn’t leave time for any other clients.
“Every time Mary-Kate wants to get hold of Lori, she feels like she’s with Lindsay. Mary-Kate called Lindsay and told her to get her own counselor. Lori can only work with one client at a time-and right now she’s with Lindsay, who has no intention of giving her up!”
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