I know this is going to shock you all…but insiders say that Charlie Sheen is not taking his at-home rehab seriously. What??? Really? You mean he is not getting clean in the house of hookers and cocaine?

Things are so bad that his father Martin Sheen and his mom Janet are about to file a petition to obtain conservatorship over their out of control son. Papa Spears style. It’s doubtful it would ever happen….but it should. And good for his parents for trying to save their child.

I really hate it when no-talent celebutards end up proving me wrong and do something good. This is the second time Paris Hilton has made me laugh with her ‘fake President’ Funny or Die clips.