Catty-much Martha Stewart? I used to lurve me some Martha..how can you not admire someone who can turn a seashell into a table lamp with nothing but a glue gun and glitter. But the past few years she just really gotten on my last nerve. Not that I particularly like Rachel Ray either..but I really don’t care for Martha’s ‘holier than thou‘ attitude. Martha pretty much just threw Rachel under the bus in her ABC Nightline interview.

“Well, to me, she professed that she could — cannot bake,” Stewart says of Ray in the interview, airing Thursday. “She — just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She — and that’s not good enough for me.”

When it comes to writing a book, Stewart says she want to publish something that “is a unique and lasting thing. Something that will really fulfill a need in someone’s library.” Ray, she says, “is different.” Stewart says Ray is “more of an entertainer … with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That’s not what she’s professing to be.”

Do Stewart’s remarks make Ray mad?

“Why would it make me mad?” Ray asks. “Her skill set is far beyond mine. That’s simply the reality of it.” Ray adds that “that doesn’t mean that what I do isn’t important too… I don’t consider it needling. I really just think she’s being honest. She does have a better skill set than I do when it comes to producing a beautiful, perfect, high-quality meal.” Says Ray, “I’d rather eat Martha’s than mine, too.”

Whatever Martha! Rachel just totally outclassed you. Delish!

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Martha Stewart’s dogs are dying off at an alarming rate. Last year, Martha’s beloved Paw Paw passed away and she quickly adopted his grandson Genghis Kahn in memory of her beloved pet. But sadly, Genghis was one of the 17 dogs that died in a propane explosion at a kennel in Pennsylvania.

The blast occurred during a propane delivery to the kennel. The delivery man — who remains in the hospital with severe burns — is being called a hero because he was able to throw a few dogs to safety before he was injured.

Listen up my stoner friends. Set your DVR’s to record The Martha Stewart Show next Monday when the show will be  “dedicated to the world of pot.”

According to EW, the episode will feature “Martha talking about her stash of pots while an onscreen crawl highlights every word she uses that includes ‘pot.’ She’ll hang out with some pot-bellied pigs, chat with some professional plant potters, and welcome guest Jimmy Fallon, who brings Martha a plate of brownies upon entrance (while cracking an already-tired Michael Phelps joke) and later cooks his favorite chili in, yep, a Crock-Pot.”

Is it a coincidence that Jimmy Fallon is guest starring on the weed epi? I hope Martha isn’t trying to reach the weed loving audience. I’m pretty sure the pot smokers prefer to watch Rachel Ray cook big ol’ portions of sammy’s covered in cheese.

Halloween night has come and gone. You’ve probably all eaten up all you kids candy at this point. Now it’s time to see just what kind of crazy and slutty costumes our favorite celebrities rocked this year.

Here is my commentary, for what it’s worth. Sexy Little Red Riding Hood seems to be big this year, Heidi Klum is terrifying in that Hindu goddess get-up, I have no freakin’ idea who Jessica Alba is supposed to be..unless she is dressed as a very unhappy blonde. Audrina Patridge’s costume sucks, Blake Lively is adorable as Cleopatra, Matha Stewart is believable as Medusa and the Pussycat Dolls look just as trashy as any other day of the year. I was going to give Kate Beckinsale a big thumbs up for being the classiest Red Riding Hood…until I saw the dead boars head in her basket. WTF?

I’m not even going to comment on how ridicu-freakin-lous Mariah Carey and her boy toy look or how double gay Lance Bass looks dressed as Zac Efron from High School Musical 3. Did I mention how Kim Kardashian managed to make kick-ass Wonder Woman look slutty? I can’t believe she got that booty into those red panties.