I don’t usually do these big picture posts during or after awards shows but there was just much FAIL at this years Grammy Awards that I had to share.

Before I make my snarky comments on almost everyone ….let me just say that Jennifer Hudson is like WOW! Weight Watchers hit a gold mine with her. And also..Kelly Osbourne looked fab. Everyone else…not so much.

Rihanna looks good to be as sick as they she is..although that dress looks like a bunch a pipecleaners wrapped around her. Kathy Griffin is busted up and needs to give it up. Margaret Cho looks good but she is just a bitch so she gets a thumbs down. Speaking of bitches. Lea Michele anyone? Could she try any harder?

John Mayer was trying to go incognito as Johnny Depp. Paul Wall and that Gulianna chick are way too skinny. When is someone going to get that girl to admit she has a raging ED? Selma Blair and Jewel are both knocked up and look pretty. Ciara was a major fail. So was Snooki.

Barry Manilow is old. So was Bob Dylan! That was sad actually.

The young ones: Selena Gomez looked classy and pretty..Miley Cyrus not so much. Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera curvy and working it. Although I have no idea why Kim was invited.

Seal and Heidi Klum look sexy and happy. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony look miserable. Katie Perry and Russell Brand were cute but the angel dress? FAIL!

Krystal Bowersox looked good, so did Eva Longoria and the Will Smith Family, Paz Vega and Florence Welch as always looked oddly pretty.

It is the Grammy’s and people always dress a bit funkier…but I don’t know why some of these chick were trying to out-weird Gaga. It just ain’t gonna happen.

Desperate to avoid any bad press about their failing marriage so soon after their twins were born, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony take off to Puerto Rico for a ‘romantic vacation’.

JLo and Skeletor were seen having dinner with family and friends at Marmalade, a trendy, upscale restaurant in the old-town section of San Juan.

“Jennifer and Marc looked very happy, so it is hard for me to believe the rumors that their marriage is in trouble,” the eatery’s general manager, Trace Donaldson, tells E! News. “They were laughing and seemed to be having a great time.”