I mentioned yesterday that Charlie Sheen is planning on returning to UStream this coming Saturday night with episode two of Sheen’s Korner. Last weekend’s 100K watchers wasn’t really enough to ensure he gets his own talk show so this week he is upping the crazy to draw more numbers.

The problem is that the past few weeks insanity was REAL. A mental and emotional break-down of epic proportions all caught on camera. But this week’s crazy is all for PR. It’s all premeditated and doesn’t have the shock and awe of those first few magical days.

Case in point, for some reason Charlie and co. made a rooftop appearance yesterday where he drank ‘tiger blood’ and waved a giant machete around. All pre-planned and not interesting.

This video..on the hand…is pure unadulterated Charlie Sheen Crazy at it’s BEST. (Turn the volume down at work..he drops the F-bomb right off the bat)

I doubt this is going to end up being a wise career move for Lindsay Lohan, but since she has had zero other jobs in the past year I guess this qualifies for a “do what you gotta do” situation.

Lilo will go topless as gun-toting socialite April Benz in Robert Rodriguez’s new action film, Machete. On top of that…the topless bit will be a skinny-dipping scene with her on-screen mother played by Alicia Rachel Marek. Eeeewwwww.