I know that no one really cares if Lindsay Lohan smokes or not. When you look at the big picture smoking is not really the biggest thing this train wreck needs to worry about.

Still, the fact that she has quit and is consistently working out with a trainer every morning goes to prove that she is at least trying to get her shit together.

Or maybe she’s preparing herself for possible upcoming jail time for violating her probation. I’ve recently learned from watching Lockup Raw that inmates are not allowed to smoke. So that whole using cigarettes as money thing doesn’t happen anymore. Guess what they use now? Ground coffee.

It’s hilarious watching these hardened drug-dealing killers trading little plastic baggies of Folgers around for food/sex/clothing on this show.

Even if the DA drops the felony grand theft case completely Lindsay Lohan may find herself in jail for a year. How you ask? By the sheer beauty of our legal system. TMZ breaks it down:

Prosecutor Danette Meyers could go back to court and ask the judge to violate Lindsay’s DUI probation … on grounds she stole the necklace.
The judge in the probation case could then hold a hearing — without a jury — to determine if Lindsay did indeed pilfer the jewelry.
Now here’s the big problem for Lindsay.  In a criminal case, the D.A. must prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt — in other words, convincing a jury that there’s a 98 to 99% chance that she did the deed.

But in a probation violation case, all the judge has to decide is that it’s more likely than not that she stole the jewelry — in other words, that there’s a 50.1% chance she did it. Sources connected with the D.A.’s office tell us … prosecutors believe they could ask for more than 1 year in jail if the judge decides Lindsay violated her probation.
And one final piece of bad news. It’s very possible if the D.A. dismissed the grand theft case, the probation violation matter would go back to Judge Elden Fox in Beverly Hills, who has totally lost patience with Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan, John Mayer, Willie Nelson and Justin Bieber all got a David Letterman mocking during his Top 10 Surprises at the Grammy Awards Sunday night.

No. 10 “Lindsay Lohan seen leaving the Staples Center with a Grammy-shaped bulge,” he joked. The actress is currently free on bail with a felony grand theft charge.

No. 9: “New music laws prohibit rhyming ladies with Mercedes.”

No 8: “Willie Nelson provided the Grammy show snacks.” Nelson was arrested in November for pot possession.

No. 7: “Jay-Z revealed ‘Empire State of Mind’ was really about Trenton, New Jersey.”

No. 6: “The new category: best male or female traditional R&B urban alternative non classic latin performance by a duo or group with vocals.”

No. 5: “In a touching ceremony, will.i.am added a comma.” The Black Eyed Peas member laughed at the joke when cameras panned to him after.

No. 4: “The Academy president finally explains the difference between record of the year and song of the year.”

No. 3: “Lady Antebullum and Lady Gaga form supergroup Lady Antegagum.”

No. 2: “John Mayer caught in a passionate embrace with Susan Boyle.”

And No. 1 “Justin Bieber? Hair piece.”

Justin Bieber seemed to miss the joke when cameras panned to him, but his buddy Usher laughed.

Barely out of rehab and already in trouble again.

Yesterday an owner of an L.A. store filed a police report claiming a$5000 necklace was stolen yesterday. Police were in the process of getting a warrant to search Lindsay Lohan’s house after seeing a surveillance video showing Lindsay Lohan wearing the necklace before it went missing, but one of Lilo’s people turned the piece over to the police before that could happen.

Turning in stolen property doesn’t mean that charges can’t be filed so the owner still has the opportunity to press charges. I suppose it’s going to depend on how big of a payoff broke Lindsay can come up with to keep herself out of court this time.

Although it’s questionable if she is actually sober, Lindsay Lohan was definitely at the L.A. Lakers game Sunday night. And since her people called the paps about two hours before game time, there were tons of photographers there to get it all on film.

This is some PR person’s idea that by showing Lindsay doing things sober people do then we will all believe she is all better.

That could easily be proven by Lilo getting and keeping a job.