Note to Lindsay Lohan: Never set your voicemail password as 1234. I know, I know it’s easier to remember a code in numerical order when you really have to keep your head straight stalking your ex-girlfriend. But that just makes it all the more easier for guys like this to get into your voicemail post them all over the internet.

Granted, these messages are from an old number that Lilo posted on her Facebook page last year and the only ones left on there were from some rambling idiots but there was a few leftover pathetic communications from her daddy.

You hear Michael  Lohan crying about how his youngest hoochie daughter, Ali Lohan, refuses to see him. Sad.

In a second message, Michael tells LiLo that he bought her CD at 7-11 (ouche!) and thinks it’s so beautiful. Then he holds the phone up to his stereo so she could hear him listening to her song. Even more sad.

Lindsay Lohan Voicemails from ANIMALnewyork.com on Vimeo.

Everybody wants to be vampire these days.

I read an insider report last week that while Paris Hilton was in Vancouver promoting another one of her God-awful products that she was trying to get her hooks into the cast of Twilight. In her f***ed up mind she thinks if she could get herself photographed with some of the super hot cast then she would only be  one step away from getting a role in the next film.

Of course they avoided her like the plaque that she is.

Just like the cast of True Blood is doing to Lindsay Lohan. Lilo knows there is no way in holy hell Summit will let her anywhere near the billion dollar franchise so she’s set her sights a bit lower and its vying for a job on HBO’s vampire drama True Blood. But since they won’t even see her either, she decided to audition on Twitter. She does look creepy..but I think that everyday anyway.

Lindsay Lohan was up to usual diva-addict behavior over the weekend. It started Friday night at the ESPN The Magazine’s pre-Superbowl party where Samantha Ronson was spinning. Lindsay set up shop next to the dj booth where she chain-smoked and checked Sam’s Blackberry every 20 seconds or so. The two ended up having another public fight before moving it to the ladies room to do a bumb make up.

Empty bottles of Patron were later found by Lindsay’s seat near the dj booth as well as at her VIP table at the Maxim party later that night.

The chaotic weekend ended at the Tampa airport Saturday when Delta couldn’t get Lindsay in first class of her already over booked flight.

According to an insider, passengers laughed as the starlet acted incredibly entitled (and embarrassed), stomped around and warned a friend traveling with her: “you’d better come and visit me back there in case I die.”

Because it’s just not humane to force someone to ride in steerage. No worries though. The good folks at Delta moved Lilo up front to keep from having to listen to her endless bitching.

Lindsay Lohan is fighting back against her father allegations that Samantha Ronson is enabling her alcohol addiction. In fact both of them have been slamming Michael Lohan in the ground on their blogs the past few days. Here is the most current rant from LiLo’s MySpace page.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

DRUG FREE
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life

I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the camera man at x17.