I think there should be some sort of law that prohibits you remarrying after your fifth divorce. I mean, really. Does anyone really need to be married seven freakin’ times in their life?

Larry King sucks at being married and has filed for divorced from Shawan Southwick, his seventh wife, after 13 years of marriage. In court papers submitted Wednesday afternoon in L.A. County Superior Court, King cites “irreconcilable differences” for wanting to end the marriage.

King lists the separation date as April 13 and is asking the court for joint custody of their two kids and also to deny Southwick any spousal support. Minutes after he filed, Southwick’s lawyer followed suit, asking for primary physical custody as well as spousal and child support.

Right Larry. Like you’re getting out of this without paying alimony.

A rep for Larry King Live confirms they’ve pulled the plug on Tila Tequila’s visit to the show to discuss her late fiancée Casey Johnson. The attention loving Tila was scheduled to be the sole guest tomorrow for a program that was being billed as a tribute to the late Johnson & Johnson heiress.

Larry received so many phone calls from Casey’s friends and family members urging him to pull the plug on Tila that she has been replaced by the authors of the best-selling political book Game Change, and an interview with the third White House partycrasher.

Sorry Tila. Maybe you can do another paparazzi photo shoot in a tree with you tits hanging out instead. That’s a good way to grieve.

Note to Carrie Prejean; if you don’t want to talk about your sex tape..stop going on talk shows!!!