Yes kids, an egg. Naturally.

A pun on her new song Born This Way I’m sure.

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The long awaited Lady Gaga song Born This Way has been released. All over the world little monsters are rejoicing at this very moment. Both Gaga and Elton John have predicted that this song will become a gay anthem. Take a listen and see what you think.

Lady Gaga – Born This Way (Radio Version) by AnimalMon

ntro
It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
’cause you were Born This Way, Baby

Verse
My Mama told me when I was young
We are all born stars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
“There’s nothing wrong with lovin’ who you are”
She said, “Cause he made you perfect, babe.”
“So hold your head up girl and you’ll go far,
Listen to me when I say”

Chorus
I’m beautiful in my way
Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way
Don’t hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way

Post-Chorus
Ooo there ain’t no other way
Baby I was born this way
Baby I was born this way
Ooo there ain’t no other way
Baby I was born this way
Baby I was born this way
Ooo there ain’t no other way
Baby I was born this way
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way

Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
Don’t be!

Verse
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth

In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (hey hey hey)
I love my life I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah (love needs faith)

Repeat Chorus and Post-chorus

Bridge
Don’t be a drag, be a queen
Whether you’re broke or evergreen
You’re black, white, beige chola descent
You’re Lebanese, You’re Orient
Whether life’s disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
Cause baby you we’re born this way
No matter gay, straight, or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life
I’m on the right track baby
I was born to survive
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or Orient made
I’m on the right track baby
I was born to be brave

Repeat Chorus

Outro/Refrain
I was born this way hey!
I was born this way hey!
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way hey!

I was born this way hey!
I was born this way hey!
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way hey!

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Frustrated celebrities are finally back on Twitter and Facebook after the disappointing Keep A Child Alive’s’ Digital Death campaign royally bombed.

Celebs like Alicia Keys, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and  Ryan Seacreast agreed to ‘kill’ themselves on social media until $1 million was raised for the charity that helps fund HIV/AIDS relief in Africa and India. But it took longer than they thought it would and our favorite Twitters got upset when they started losing money.

“It’s the worst mismanagement of star power I’ve ever seen in my life,” said a source close to the program.

Sources said the organization expected to raise the $1 million in a week. But by yesterday, after six days, it had taken in only about $450,000. Stars including Kim Kardashian, who can earn about $10,000 a tweet, started getting itchy fingers.

They are blaming it on crashing servers or some crap but honestly…I think it’s just a case of who gives a hoot if Lady Gaga isn’t Tweeting…expect Lady Gaga’s accountant? I mean really, someone has to pay for those gargantuan shoes she likes so.

It’s all good now. Some Brooklyn born pharmaceutical millionaire named Stewart Rahr bailed them all out.

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Just a few months ago we were all watching Lady Gaga seemingly shrink before our eyes and pass out from not eating almost nightly. She was hospitalized several times on her last tour and even passed out on stage.

But it seems she’s given up her extreme diet and her skimpy on stage outfits are leaving her nothing to camouflage her new rounder belly.

Pic on the left from a few months ago..pic on the right from this week.

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While Lady Gaga was cleaning up at the MTV VMA’s last night…Courtney Love was in New York ripping her off covering her award winning song.

After showing up over 90 minutes late, Courtney stumbled onto the stage at Don Hill’s and did her best smokers-voice version of Bad Romance.

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