And before you get the wrong idea..Cindy’s husband was there too.

I don’t know if Kid Rock just happened to run into Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber in Cabo or if they are really friends who planned to spend the day at the beach together. Either way, Kid’s pale white skin and thinning hair really pops against Cindy and Rande’s tanned bodies and line free botoxed faces.

And where is going with this walk? This is like a Ministry of Funny Walks walk.

Kid Rock is just keeping it real, ya’ll. He recently slammed iconic Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler for taking a cheesy job at American Idol.

Kid Rock told Entertainment Weekly: “I think it’s the stupidest thing he’s ever done in his life. He’s a sacred American institution of rock and roll, and he just threw it all out the window. Just stomped on it and set it on fire. I think whoever’s advising him… we should bring back the guillotine, or whatever they call that thing. And if it was himself, he needs some serious counselling. I love him to death, but I gotta speak the truth.”

Speak it brotha! Although I do seriously doubt taking this job is the stupidest thing Stevie has ever done.

I’m not shocked to hear that Kid Rock is hosting the 2010 CMT Awards this year…I’m shocked at the news because that was already a done deal. What the hell awards show was it that Carrie Underwood cleaned up at last week? Do we really need two big country music awards shows?

Whatever, my hate for contemporary country music aside, I think it’s cool that Kid Rock will be hosting this year.

“The rumors are true — I’m hosting the CMT Awards live from Nashville on June 9th,” the singer announced on his Web site Thursday. “All I can promise is I will be awesome.”

He may seem an odd choice to some, but he’s got major old-school country influences running through his music and over the past few years has made Nashville his second home.

He’s close pals with several country artists including Hank Williams Jr. and his daughter Holly Williams, and back in 2005, he even married Pam Anderso0n at a Nashville honky tonk.

He’s had a bit of county radio success as well with his hit “All Summer Long”, which won a CMT Award at last year’s show.

I think it was brilliant move on the award shows part. He’s sure to bring in a much wider audience than last years host, Bill Engvall.

Ah, the mind of the male species. It’s twisted and bent. Even though Scott Stapp and Kid Rock were caught on film getting BJ’s from groupies on a tour bus back in 1999, Scott insists that they did not have sex with those women. How very Bill Clinton of him.

“Well, there’s no sex on the sex tape. For it to get characterized that way, I mean, that kind of sucks,” he said in an interview with Spin magazine.

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Is he saying he wishes it had gone farther than the now socially acceptable BJ? Or  that we should call it a ‘BJ tape’?

Scott also said that  things got awkward between him and Kid Rock after the tape was leaked. I guess so dude. Isn’t there some sort of rock star code that stipulates ‘what happens on the tour bus, stays on the tour bus’?

“What sucks about that is Bob — Kid Rock — and I were friends,” he told the magazine. “He’d been over to my house and we jammed and hung out. We were in Tampa playing with Metallica, and I walked into his trailer and there were some strippers. It’s a time in his life and a time in my life that we’d like to put behind us and not publicize because we have children now, and they’re in school, and their friends read. I know he was pretty pissed off at me when that came out.”

“We haven’t sat down face-to-face,” Stapp said. “I did apologize to him that I didn’t just burn that thing. I thought that was a skeleton in the closet that would never find the light of day.”

They always say they are going to destroy it, don’t they? The tape finally surfaced in 2006, but Scott successfully blocked it’s released. Kid and Scott are still not on speaking terms.

Although The Globe says that the romance between Kellie Pickler and Kid Rock is the worst kept secret in Nashville…I’ve never even heard a blip about these two hooking up.

The 23-year-old blonde, who got her start as a contestant on the fifth season of American Idol, dated hockey player

Jordin Tootoo for nine months in 2007 before the athlete was caught cheating on her. According to The Globe, the country-rap-rockin’ Kid — who has constantly complained about having a “built-in bimbo attractor chip — began romancing Kellie after the two joined forces for a five-day USO concert rour for U.S. troops in the Middle East and Kosovo last December.

I suppose Kellie could be the nice girl that Kid’s been looking for since his very public break-up with Pamela Anderson. But….other industry insiders think he’s still secretly seeing Sheryl Crow. Either way….both of these choices WAAY better than skanky Pam Anderson.