I don’t usually do these big picture posts during or after awards shows but there was just much FAIL at this years Grammy Awards that I had to share.

Before I make my snarky comments on almost everyone ….let me just say that Jennifer Hudson is like WOW! Weight Watchers hit a gold mine with her. And also..Kelly Osbourne looked fab. Everyone else…not so much.

Rihanna looks good to be as sick as they she is..although that dress looks like a bunch a pipecleaners wrapped around her. Kathy Griffin is busted up and needs to give it up. Margaret Cho looks good but she is just a bitch so she gets a thumbs down. Speaking of bitches. Lea Michele anyone? Could she try any harder?

John Mayer was trying to go incognito as Johnny Depp. Paul Wall and that Gulianna chick are way too skinny. When is someone going to get that girl to admit she has a raging ED? Selma Blair and Jewel are both knocked up and look pretty. Ciara was a major fail. So was Snooki.

Barry Manilow is old. So was Bob Dylan! That was sad actually.

The young ones: Selena Gomez looked classy and pretty..Miley Cyrus not so much. Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera curvy and working it. Although I have no idea why Kim was invited.

Seal and Heidi Klum look sexy and happy. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony look miserable. Katie Perry and Russell Brand were cute but the angel dress? FAIL!

Krystal Bowersox looked good, so did Eva Longoria and the Will Smith Family, Paz Vega and Florence Welch as always looked oddly pretty.

It is the Grammy’s and people always dress a bit funkier…but I don’t know why some of these chick were trying to out-weird Gaga. It just ain’t gonna happen.

Raccoon eyes is out and skinny Kelly is in! Kelly Osbourne has officially replaced trashy teen Taylor Momsen has the face of Madonna and Lourdes Leon’s clothing line Material Girl.

Madonna recently launched an online search for the celebrity spokes person for her Material Girl line, encouraging fans to vote for their favorite through the labels website and it looks like the tweensters still love them some Osbourne.

“A lot of my inspiration comes from her,” Lourdes said.

“Kelly’s always been a massive fan of Madonna and recently heard Lourdes idolised her, which she was very flattered by. It’s a huge coup,” said a friend of Kelly.

Luke Worrall did Kelly Osbourne wrong and hell hath no fury and all that…… She was so hurt that she trashed her ex-fiance on Twitter calling him a…well..I’ll let her tweet do the talking. It must really feel good to trash talk someone who did you wrong for the whole world to hear. It makes me wish Twitter and Facebook has been around back when I was still dating.

At first, she was vague saying, “Just found something out that has hurt my feelings so bad and christmas was going so well.”

Then she added: “What do you do when someone lies in the darkest way and you try to tell the person that was lied to but they don’t believe you? I think the best part of this situation is that I have been painted out to be the crazy one when all I did was tell the honest to God truth.”

Finally she filled us in on what really went down, suggesting that a failed Christmas reconciliation went down. “Luke Worrall is the biggest piece of s**, he has been trying to get back with me, I only came home for Xmas to see him. Meanwhile, he has been f***ing hundreds of girls…behind my back.”

When the world first met Kelly Osborne on her family’s ground breaking reality show, The Osbournes, she was a chubby-spoiled brat with a bad mouth. Flash forward a few years and you’ve got a newer and improved version of young Kelly.

Fifty pounds lighter and rockin’ a new sense of self-worth and self-respect, Kelly credits her time on Dancing with the Stars as kickstarting her new lifestyle.

“I just commit to half an hour a day. It doesn’t seem overwhelming and I can handle that,” she told Us. “I do half an hour on the treadmill and when I feel like doing more, I’ll do a few sit-ups and some weights.” And her hard work has not only made her feel physically better, but all the attention she’s getting certainly has done wonders for her self-esteem, especially from the fashion world.

“Now every designer will send me anything that I want, and I can’t believe that I am in this situation,” she said. “I opened up all of these zip bags last night from Marchesa — off the runway — and I can’t believe that it fits me.”

Kelly Osbourne got a spray tan and the United Kingdom is freaking out. The Prince’s Trust Charity – for whom Kelly is an ambassador – has pulled its endorsement of the star’s St. Tropez ad campaign after angry parents argued the spray tan company’s message was inappropriate for the children The Trust tries to help.

Titled “Self Esteem” the advertisements suggested that feeling good about oneself is tied to looking thin and pretty.

“I looked healthy, I looked like 10 pounds skinnier, and it started to make me look at my body in a different way,” Osbourne said in the video, which has since been removed from St. Tropez’s Web site.

“It made me look at what looked better rather than what I didn’t like, and I kind of got addicted.”

Yeah, maybe St. Tropez was using the old ‘pressure-girls-to-look-and-feel-thin’ technique to sell some spray tan. That’s never cool. But it’s also not cool for the entire British monarchy to get up all on Kelly Osbournes ass because she shuns their national pasty whiteness.