That didn’t take long.

Only married a few months and well-placed sources say that Katy Perry is terrified that new hubby Russell Brand will cheat on her while she’s away on her 9 month world tour.

I’d say that’s a valid concern when you are married to a ex-sex addict. Hopefully the lovey-dovy honeymoon magic will hold strong while Katy is touring the world.

Another source says Katy was actively searching for a marriage counselor before she left on tour. No one would be shocked if this marriage ended ugly and quickly…but I bet it would shock you to see these two in some stuffy therapist office arguing about who is the most passive-aggressive and who acts like their mother.

So I give Katy Perry a FAIL for that angel wing dress..but her performance of Not Like The Movies and Teenage Dream was really sweet.

Since Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have split, Katy and Russell Brand are now my favorite celebrity couple and it’s good to see them happy. It’s also good to see Katy get better at performing.

Does anyone remember her heinous performances of I Kissed A Girl when she first blew up? She is not a natural dancer and it showed. But she seems to have gotten more comfortable on stage and with her body and now she just floats around the stage looking happy and bouncy.

The few minutes of her personal home movies of her wedding in India made the song Not Like The Movies meaningful.

I don’t usually do these big picture posts during or after awards shows but there was just much FAIL at this years Grammy Awards that I had to share.

Before I make my snarky comments on almost everyone ….let me just say that Jennifer Hudson is like WOW! Weight Watchers hit a gold mine with her. And also..Kelly Osbourne looked fab. Everyone else…not so much.

Rihanna looks good to be as sick as they she is..although that dress looks like a bunch a pipecleaners wrapped around her. Kathy Griffin is busted up and needs to give it up. Margaret Cho looks good but she is just a bitch so she gets a thumbs down. Speaking of bitches. Lea Michele anyone? Could she try any harder?

John Mayer was trying to go incognito as Johnny Depp. Paul Wall and that Gulianna chick are way too skinny. When is someone going to get that girl to admit she has a raging ED? Selma Blair and Jewel are both knocked up and look pretty. Ciara was a major fail. So was Snooki.

Barry Manilow is old. So was Bob Dylan! That was sad actually.

The young ones: Selena Gomez looked classy and pretty..Miley Cyrus not so much. Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera curvy and working it. Although I have no idea why Kim was invited.

Seal and Heidi Klum look sexy and happy. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony look miserable. Katie Perry and Russell Brand were cute but the angel dress? FAIL!

Krystal Bowersox looked good, so did Eva Longoria and the Will Smith Family, Paz Vega and Florence Welch as always looked oddly pretty.

It is the Grammy’s and people always dress a bit funkier…but I don’t know why some of these chick were trying to out-weird Gaga. It just ain’t gonna happen.

This is new one.

A celebrity that tells the truth about their weight. Katy Perry bravely revealed her very normal weight in Elle magazine this month.

The 5’8″ singer told the magazine that she currently weighs 130 pounds. And most of that is in her boobs.

“I was shaped like a square at one time. I was! I’m generally around 130 pounds, which is totally fine for me. But when I was a kid, I was the same height and weighed more like 145. And I had enormous boobs that I didn’t know what to do with, so I wore minimizers, which were not cute. Those thick-ass straps! I got made fun of for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder…and all I wanted was to look like Kate Moss. Little did I know…that these things would come in handy someday.”

Katy also talks about her marriage to the also once not so thin Russell Brand ..you can read more about it HERE.

Katy Perry keeps it real and tells Rolling Stone Magazine how hard it is to diet and keep her super hot body in check as she prepares for her California Dreams tour.

“After this interview I’m going to have a nice healthy breakfast,” she told the magazine. “I’m on a meal plan, which absolutely sucks – but on Sundays I get to have a cheat day where I go buck wild and eat In-N-Out Burger. Then I’ll work out, go to a vocal lesson, run through the entire set at rehearsals, go to dance rehearsal until 10:00 p.m. and then go home and sort through e-mails concerning the production. I feel like I’m training for the Olympics!”

I love to her celebrities tell the truth about how it really is the SUCK to diet and lose weight/or stay super perfect. I want to slap those idiots that lie and say they eat whatever the want and just must have a good metabolism. Meanwhile they are living on Adderall, cigarettes and Starbucks.