I couldn’t bring myself to watch this video of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes doing a song and dance routine to Whatever Lola Wants from Damn Yankees over the weekend.

These two always rub me the wrong way and probably my least favorite celebrity couple to report on. Seeing them do things like this, or God forbid, dirty dancing  just makes my skin crawl. But if you are a TomKat fan please enjoy this video of the gruesome twosome performing at the “A Fine Romance” fundraiser for The Motion Picture and Television Fund in New York last Saturday.

I just don’t think my stomach can bear watching Katie treat  Tom as her hyper-choreographed love/dance slave.

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The History Channel announced Wednesday that Katie Holmes and Greg Kinnear will star in “The Kennedy’s“…the channels very first scripted series. As soon as the news was released, every blogger and their brother started bashing Katie and saying there was no way she could pull this off. But I disagree. I think this is a great opportunity to show she still has some presence of mind after all that wheatgrass and  auditing.

The channel announced Wednesday that Kinnear will play President John F. Kennedy, and Holmes will portray first lady Jacqueline Kennedy in the eight-hour program about the famous family.

Barry Pepper is set to play Robert Kennedy, who served as U.S. attorney general in his brother’s administration. Tom Wilkinson is cast as patriarch Joseph Kennedy.

The family’s personal drama will be part of the saga along with major events of their time, the channel has said.

The miniseries is scheduled to air on the History Channel in 2011.

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You can’t make this stuff up kids. OK! Magazine is spilling the beans on baby #2 for TomKat. They claim that Stepford Katie has agreed to baby number two for the bargain basement price of $75 million.

According to some source, Stepford Katie plans to give Tommy a Scientology golden child sometime next year, “She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again. She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”

I don’t know what that statement has to do with having another freaky alien pregnancy…but whatever..it’s not my uterus.

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I’m really just so over Tom Cruise and hoping Katie Holmes gets up big enough balls to tell him to shove his tetans up his ass..but I’m also really burnt out on the Twilight couples this week….so I thought I’d share this story with you kids.

Accordingly to numerous media outlets Tom and Katie are NOT happy and the stress of the prearranged marriage is really getting to Katie. Things are blowing up left and right around them. Apparently there was some blow-out in Australia last week and Tom in all his 5’5″ glory stormed away in a hissy fit.

The story is that they have been fighting constantly since then. Most of their fights are about Suri, and Katie�s work schedule:

Trouble in paradise for Tom and Katie! Tom Cruise went to visit Katie Holmes while she was filming in Australia. First they argued because he stopped to greet fans on his way to see her; she flipped out and he stormed off the set. The next fight was at their hotel, where Tom was watching Suri and she wanted to watch cartoons instead of going for a walk with him. He thinks Katie is spoiling Suri because she works long hours and by the time she comes home, she�s tired and just lets Suri do whatever she wants.

Dr. Gilda Carle, who does not treat Tom or Katie, says: Suri is learning that relationships between men and women involve squabbling, and that Katie was �lost in lust� during the courtship, but now they�re both surprised/disappointed by one another�s behavior. And! Tom and Katie need therapy.

Therapy? How about some serious de-programming?

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Here it is…the MUCH hyped performance of Katie Holmes on the hit FOX summer show, So You  Think You Can Dance. Skip to the 1:20 mark for the good stuff.

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