That might be the most uncomfortable post titled I’ve ever written.

I’m not one to judge another chicks parenting style..we all do things our own way. Kids are all different and need different things. I may have been the only person in the world that it didn’t think it was awful that Suri Cruise is still allowed to have a paci. I mean really..if you had cameras in your face all day and got dragged all over the globe at all hours you’d need something to suck on too.

But I draw the line at letting your kids have genital shaped candy. That’s just…eww.

I’m gonna give Katie Holmes the benefit and say that maybe she was distracted having a grown up convo and didn’t even realize what Suri had in her hands. Anyone with kids has been in that situation.

In fact, there is a famous story in my family that involves a toddler, a stinky diaper, a spoon full of stinky diaper and an adult that wasn’t paying attention and reached out and grabbed said spoon. So really..compared to that..are the penis gummies that bad?

I was shocked to read this morning that Showtime has officially turned down the offer to purchase Katie Holme’s new mini-series The Kennedy’s.

The family had it pulled from it’s original network The History Channel for what they call historical inaccuracies..which translates into good tv.

Someone with some balls will eventually pick it up…but it’s so funny to me that the Kennedy family still has enough muscle to cause this kind of drama. It’s being aired on the Canadian History Channel as planned..because really they have no feelings of loyalty or fear from the remaining Kennedy’s. But don’t worry…Tom and Xenu are working hard as we speak to get this aired. They’ll buy their own Scientology cable station if they have to.

Proving that the Kennedy family still has some pull at least, they have bullied The History Channel into canceling the long-awaited miniseries starring Katie Holmes and Greg Kinnear.

The surprising cancellation comes after major political pressure from the Kennedy family who were “uncomfortable” with the project. Which of course means it does not always show JFK and the rest of the family in the most positive light. Producer Joel Surnow (from 24) must have decided to tell the truth-  not the candy coated legacy the family wants us all to remember.

The Kennedys miniseries is now being shopped to Showtime. Hopefully Showtime has more balls than The History Channel and will pick up the 8 part mini-series. They’d be idiots not to. With all this drama surrounding the project I would bet it’s the most watched mini-series of 2011.

Don’t worry…even if Showtime wussies-out too Xenu and Tom Cruise will pull their Hollywood strings and get t his aired somewhere. Maybe on Oprah’s new network? She totally owes Tom for that ratings boost couch-jumping stunt.

She’s certainly got the look down, but it remains to be seen if Katie Holmes can pull off the role of Jackie Kennedy in the History’s Channel’s upcoming miniseries The Kennedy’s.

And before any rumors get started..that baby bump under the brown sweater is a prop for the movie.

What do you think? Will you watch Katie try to play one of the most beloved women in our country’s history?

I am all but positive this blind item it about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. I’m pretty sure that  “Chip and Grin” has been used and outed as our lovable TomKat and the details sound dead on.

Especially the part of playing a fool at an awards show.

BlindGossip – Chip and Grin – an actress and actor couple – have been arguing a lot in the past week or so. She is only obligated to make public appearances with him approximately once per month for a “date night” plus once per month for a “family photo”, and is annoyed that he is asking more of her. Since she has agreed to attend a movie premiere with him this month, she is totally balking at attending an awards show together in the very near future (she is also determined not to be present at events where he is going to play the fool). By the way, if she looks healthier and happier lately, it’s because she is. She is not afraid of him anymore, she can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and she is determined to come out of this divorce on top.

‘Seeing the light at the end of the tunnel’ and’ coming out of the divorce on top’ also jives with the rumors we’ve always heard that Katie entered a five year marriage contract with the space alien.

Tom playing the fool at the MTV Movie Awards below or click here to see him get his Les Grossman groove on with JLo.