God, I wish this guy would just GO AWAY. If I have to see him and his stupid earring or another one of his way-too-young-for-him Ed Freakin’ Hardy shirts I am going to scream!

To be honest, I don’t give a crap who he is banging or why he is running around with two different girls at the same time. That’s what all men do when they get out of a long term relationship..it’s just in their nature.

But I swear Jon I.Can’t.Take.Anymore.Ed.Freakin’.Hardy.Shirts.

Oh, and the point of this post was to tell you he has bailed on the 22 year old pot smoker and is now in the Hamptons with the tabloid chick, Kate Major.According to Us Weekly the pair went out to  dinner with Michael Lohan “Real Housewives” star Jill Zarin and the mayor of Southampton Wednesday night.

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After realizing that 22 year-old Hailey Glassman might not be the right woman to help him raise his eight kids, Jon Gosselin has moved on to an older, more mature woman.

Who just happens to be a senior reporter for Star magazine, Kate Major. Of course this relationship can never work out either…Jon will surely hold hatred in his heart against any woman named Kate for the rest of his life.