Kate Gosslin says the only plastic surgery she’s ever had is her now famous ‘free tummy tuck’. She flat out denies have a boob job and don’t even get me started on the Botox.

But..she does look pretty good. 100% better than she used to back in the days when she was beating up on Jon.

“I’ve worked really hard!” she tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “Haven’t I earned the right, at this point, to look good?”
While the single mom shoots down incessant tabloid reports linking her to her bodyguard – “It’s just absurd,” Gosselin says – she does hope her new body will turn some heads. “I’m waiting for Mr. Right. It would be nice if somebody noticed me, sure!”

I haven’t reported any news about Kate Gosselin in months because I just seriously can’t stomach her anymore. But when this story popped up today I was so shocked and scared that it might actually happen I thought I would share.

“Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and all her children,” a source said. “She sees herself as a modern day Maria from The Sound of Music except this time the family singers won’t be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins.”

To be fair, you have to give Kate props for being wise to the ways of the industry and knowing that she has to act quick before people forget about her. The insider continued, “Kate sees herself as a brand. She knows her fifteen minutes are not going to last forever and wants to make the most of it. After all, it’s Kate that’s putting the food on the table for all those children.”

True that. Daddy isn’t really bringing home the bacon anymore..and she does have alot of kids to send to college. But A Merry Gosselin Religious Christmas album??? There has to be another way.



Five weeks into the hit reality show Dancing with the Stars, justice is finally served as Kate Gosselin’s untalented ass is voted the freak off!

It’s not a big shocker that Kate Gosselin sucked last night on the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars.

I’m a serious Kate hater and a serious Dancing hater so I didn’t watch the show, but I did watch a few seconds of the clip to see just how awkward she was so I could laugh at her.

She won’t be on the show long, but I’m really hoping that karma steps in and makes her the first one voted off.

Or a new beard. Word around the water cooler is that the unknown male Kate Gosselin had lunch with Monday was not a “date”.

It is hard to believe that any straight man would want to get involved with her and all her baggage. And by baggage I mean 8 kids and a douchey ex-husband.