In a new segment I like to call Love it or Hate It?  we will be dissecting celebrity outfits and fashion sense and on occasion…. mocking them cruelly.

In our first installment…we shall discuss this odd little outfit Kate Beckinsale was rockin this weekend. I was all ready to bash on Kate for wearing these old-school bloomers out in public…but then I got booty-blinded by her bad ass / broken in Fiorentini & Baker boots and suddenly the whole outfit worked for me.

I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale has purposefully not gotten involved in any other project than The Trails of Cate McCullough (in post-production now) over the past two years, or if she just can’t find a job.

But her IMDB page is starting to look pretty sad. I remember reading an interview with her a few years ago where she stated that she was on the brink of giving up on an American acting career and returning to the UK. For some reason she has never been able to become the box-office opening leading lady they were grooming her for at the beginning of her career.

On a positive note, the 37 year-old actress still looks fantastic in a bikini. Having that knowledge might be enough to get you through many sleepless nights when you feel like you’ve accomplished nothing over the past few years.

Halloween night has come and gone. You’ve probably all eaten up all you kids candy at this point. Now it’s time to see just what kind of crazy and slutty costumes our favorite celebrities rocked this year.

Here is my commentary, for what it’s worth. Sexy Little Red Riding Hood seems to be big this year, Heidi Klum is terrifying in that Hindu goddess get-up, I have no freakin’ idea who Jessica Alba is supposed to be..unless she is dressed as a very unhappy blonde. Audrina Patridge’s costume sucks, Blake Lively is adorable as Cleopatra, Matha Stewart is believable as Medusa and the Pussycat Dolls look just as trashy as any other day of the year. I was going to give Kate Beckinsale a big thumbs up for being the classiest Red Riding Hood…until I saw the dead boars head in her basket. WTF?

I’m not even going to comment on how ridicu-freakin-lous Mariah Carey and her boy toy look or how double gay Lance Bass looks dressed as Zac Efron from High School Musical 3. Did I mention how Kim Kardashian managed to make kick-ass Wonder Woman look slutty? I can’t believe she got that booty into those red panties.