41 year-old Julia Roberts rocks a cute bikini in Hawaii.

Not quite up to par with her Pretty Woman body…but not too shabby for someone with three toddlers. Not that I am judging. Well maybe a little.

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Was Julia Roberts drunk at the Film Society of Lincoln Center event honoring Hanks on Monday? I mean, I know they are great pals and she was just joking..but this wasn’t a roast..it was a serious award ceremony. If you can’t watch the potty-mouth video at the office ..here’s the transcript.

I don’t know…I think it’s kinda cool to hear America’s Sweetheart dropping the F-bomb and talking about having to pee.

“Alright well, it’s late and I’m paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee.  So Tom, everybody f—–g likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her t–s were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her a– was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that’s new? Tom Hanks, what the f–k?”

“I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair Tom [in 2004's Ladykillers], I didn’t even know what the f–k that movie was about!”   [Regarding his movie, The Terminal], “You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn’t know. I love you, and I didn’t know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same f—–g dress tonight as your publicist!”

“Listen, I’ve got to get home. But this much we know … I will say this: Tom Hanks, ‘I love you.’  It’s so dark out there, I feel like I’m in space.  Thank you, whoever just made it light. [Lost creator] J.J. Abrams, are you here?”

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