Dane Cook may be a joke stealing loser, but he made me laugh as I sat through the teeny-bopper choice awards show to bring you guys the juicy details.

He’s getting slammed today for calling Vanessa Hudgens out for have not one set of nude cell phone pictures leaked..but two. Dane said as always his comments were all about getting a laugh.

“Mostly I just wanted it to be funny,” he explained. “That’s the best part about being a comic when you go, ‘maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].’ The elephant in the room moment. So, I’ll take it, I’ll take the hit. It’s okay.”

Here’s what Dane said to Vanessa from the stage:

“You got to keep your clothes on, girl! Phones are for phonecalls, girl!”