Proving the old expression ‘there is someone for everyone’ is true…some girl actually married Joe Francis.

The Girls Gone Wild creator/ex-boyfriend of Paris Hilton/and ex-con married Christina McLarty in a small civil ceremony at his house in Mexico this weekend.

Surprisingly, no one took their tops off.

This is so…gross (for lack of a better word) that I almost didn’t post it.

But then I remember my responsibility to bring you the freshest and juiciest celebrity gossip out there..so here we go.

Ryan Simkin, a former ‘Girls Gone Wild’ cameraman, wrote a tell-all book, and GGW founder Joe Francis has sued to stop its release. During the court proceedings a passage from the book alleging that Paris Hilton smuggled drugs in a Camel cigarette box hidden in a private place was revealed.

Simkin writes that Francis once ordered him to deliver a box of cocaine and ecstasy to Hilton before a trip to Europe:

“I asked if she was flying private, and she said, ‘No, commercial.’ And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.”

Gawker has an extended excerpt. (The upshot: “I spoke to Joe a couple weeks later. He thanked me again for the favor and said it all arrived safe.”)

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Hugh Hefner is losing control at the Playboy manse. There are tons of rumors floating around about how The Girls Next Door are busting up and Kendra Wilksinson in particular is running wild. Page Six is reporting that Kendra is hooking up with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. From old creepy man, to young creepy man. Good to know she has standards.

They were making out at Karu&Y on Friday before Francis went to club Heathrow. There, an onlooker said, “He was texting Kendra on his BlackBerry all night until she finally showed up at 2 a.m. . . . they stayed out until 5.” Francis told us, “If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately [which closed at $3.94 yesterday, down from $12 a year ago], wouldn’t you think about upgrading, too?”

That Joe Francis..humble and sweet as always.

Joe Francis says that Lindsay Lohan is not a lesbian, she’s just being bullied into by SamRo. Sleazeball Joe told the Hollywood Party Girl show Wednesday that Samantha Ronson is so jealous of any man that gets close to LiLo that she nearly punched him in the face. While I don’t condone abusive and controlling relatioships, I do condone Joe Francis getting punched in the head by a butchy lesbian.

“Lindsay’s straight,” he offered. “I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”