I heard from a friend at lunch today the Jimmy Kimmel Twilight show was off the hook last night. I didn’t watch it because I get a bit burned out with all the pre-premiere promotion and I want my heart and mind to fresh when I see Eclipse next Wednesday. But it looks like I missed the best cast interview so far.

Brilliantly titled Jimmy Kimmel Live: Twilight: Total Eclipse of the Heart…Jimmy asked Robert Pattinson such significant questions as “vampires would kill a shark easily, right?” and “what happened to your dreamy, impossibly tousled hair’

The interview was awesome but Jimmy then topped it off with this Jersey Shore / Twilight parody that is way funnier than you think it’s gonna be.

If, like me, you were too tired to stay up for Jimmy Kimmel after Sunday night’s Oscars…then we both missed this hilarious “Handsome Men’s” skits.

The star-filled skit culminates in the Affleck/Kimmel/Garner bed scene. It’s a must see.

A new celebrity sex tape leak today kids. Sarah Silverman and Jimmy  Kimmel are way down on the list of hot celebs we wanna seeing getting their groove on…but it looks like it’s happened. At least according to this guy.

According to an anonymous ZackTaylor.ca source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Huebel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – A worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape (as if anyone would really wanna watch that)!!

Funny that the two people who go for the jugular when other celebs make sex tapes have slipped up. At least they’ll be able to laugh at how unattractive they both look.