Funny? Or just creepy?

“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled-faced kids…”

“Every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging that I can find so far.

“Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.”

Watching Jim Carrey on Saturday Night Live over the weekend made me really miss the old Jim Carrey.

Most of you probably don’t remember, or are too young to remember,  Jim on In Living Color. He was the token white guy. If you’ve never seen him..you need to YouTube some of his female bodybuilder skits, or Fire Marshall Bill. Oh hell…I’ll do it for you. Watch that video and if you aren’t walking around all day saying “Let me show you something!” you just don’t get good comedy!

Jenny McCarthy may be giving Jim Carrey another shot. She broke up with him last April after five years of dating because his bouts of depression made living with him difficult.

But according to Star, they met up in L.A. in late August — and have been talking almost daily ever since.

“Jenny has told Jim that she missed him, and he didn’t want to end it in the first place,” an insider tells Star. “Jenny now thinks she may have rushed into breaking up with Jim. He can be hard to deal with, but he can also be so sweet and loving and fun.”

“Jim’s daughter Jane , had urged Jenny to take him back all along,” says the source. “Everyone in their circles agrees that Jim and Jenny belong together.”

I agree too. I thought this was a perfect match. Here’s to hoping these two crazy kids can work it out.

Jim Carrey is gonna be the funniest grandpa ever! His 21 year-old daughter Jane Carrey is expecting her first baby early next year.

Jane  fronts her own rock group, the Jane Carrey Band.  The papa-to-be is Jane’s long-time boyfriend Alex Santana, who goes by the stage name “Nitro” with his rock band, Blood Money.

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Jim Carrey plays four separate roles in this updated version of A Christmas Carol. Carrey portrays Scrooge, as well as the three ghosts (Past, Present, and Yet-to-Come). His dynamic character roles keep the four characters as diverse as being played by four actors.

This animated re-telling of the classic story also inlcuded the voices of Gary Oldman, Robin Wright Penn, Colin Firth and Cary Elwes. Yeah! I love Christmas movies.