Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend just might be a freeloader. According to the ex-wife of Eric Johnson..”he is just plain out of money. He was going to grad school because he didn’t know what else to do, and then he just dropped out.”

Keri Johnson even  contacted Jess to warn her of his monetary problems. She apparently approached Simpson to be wary of her new guy’s motives because he’s so broke. But according to InTouch it was too little too late..he’s already moved in with Jessica.

An ex-49ers player, Eric was married to Keri for five years and has been out of work since 2008.

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I highly doubt that American Idol will actually give Simon Cowell’s judge chair to Jessica Simpson..especially since the latest rumor is that Nigel Lythgoe from So You Think You Can Dance is headed back to Idol. Nigel oversaw Idol for its first seven more popular seasons and Fox wants him back to fix shit.

Word on the street is that Nigel and Simon Fuller have Justin Timberlake and Elton John at the top of their judge wish lists..so there is no way in hell Jess is gonna beat out JT or Sir Elton.

But wouldn’t she make a perfect replacement for Paula Abdul’s booze and Vicodin rants?

Life & Style is reporting that she is “in negotiations” to fill Simon’s vacant spot.

“She’s met with producer-creator Simon Fuller several times. They like her — she’s a good fit — and she likes it. Now it’s just a question of how to fit her in.”

I say they squeeze her in right between Randy and Kara. Catfight on one side and bitch slappin’ on the other.

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Now we know the secret behind Jessica Simpson’s newer, thinner body. She shared her new diet with her Twitter followers Sunday, but claims her new vegan diet has nothing to do with losing weight. Right.

“Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since friday! Who am I right now? This might be too clean! Has anyone ever tried cupping? When u know you are doing something good for ur body the meditation creates intense visions. Love it!”

Jessica added that she is working with a healer named Master Wang, but to be sure, “Just so everyone is clear.. this has NOTHING to do with weight! It is about understanding my body through hydration and alkalinty…”

Cupping is an ancient Chinese practice that involves putting suction cups on the skin. It stimulated points along the body’s five energy meridians to reblance Qi/Blood or life force energy. It’s known to be effective at clearing congestion and stagnation because it draws blood to the capillaries and improves circulation. Gwyneth Paltrow used to be big into this back in the day before GOOP.

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Jessica Simpson just did the grown-up version of a fat-camp. She’s been practically MIA for the past month and today these pictures of a thinner, younger looking Jess popped up everywhere.

She came out of hiding to promote the Jessica Simpson jeans wear line that will debut in stores this fall. According to the press release: ‘“the vision of the collection is to be iconic yet fashion forward; always accessible yet timeless. Along with her denim creations, Miss Simpson’s line will also include woven and knit tops.”

This is Jessica at the end of May 2010 (notice the slight tummy bulge and bloated face) :

And here is Jessica one month later…Looking good. And the jeans and tops look pretty decent too.

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When I first saw this picture of Jessica Simpson, obviously wearing a short-short wig, I thought UGH SOCCER MOM. Or even soccer grandmom!

But then I saw the side view and thought….super chic…I mean Edie Sedgwick cool.

Jessica tweeted these pictures but didn’t mention if it was a wig or not. But you know there is no way in hell Ken Paves let her chop his gravy train off.

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