According to Us Weekly Jessica Simpson is ready to bring the pain to get in shape for her wedding. She has hired celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson to help her change her lifestyle and get wedding dress ready. She has no idea what she’s in for. Tracy advocates an 800 calorie a day along with 75 minute work outs 5-6 times per week.

Jessica Simpson, 30, has enlisted the help of celeb trainer Tracy Anders, who’s customized a routine that includes dance aerobics, ab work and strength training. After a few weeks of 75-minute, four-day-a-week workouts, “she’s seeing results,” says a pal. “She really loves it. She thinks it’s so much fun.”

The 5-foot-3 margarita and guacamole-loving star even went on a weeklong cleanse to kick start the regime and intends to cut back on fatty favorites for good. “She is in the mind set that this is a big, forever lifestyle shift,” Anderson tells US, adding that she plans to ramp up Simpson’s workouts. “Jessica has a killer body, but when she goes up to two hours, six days a week, then you will really see her transform.”

Tracy’s program is not without merit. Just look at Gwyneth Paltrow. I don’t use Madonna as an example because he body is just all kinds of wrong. If you don’t have a job, or kids or a life then you can do The Tracy Anderson Method. It’s a time consuming and boring work out and the diet is hard for even the most dedicated and OCD eaters to stick to. Believe me. I know of what I speak.

But good luck with this Jessica.

As if in immediate response to her ex-husband’s recent engagement, Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she is no officially engaged to her boyfriend of only five months, Eric Johnson.

I was expecting some sort of reaction and/or crazy action from Jessica after news of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s engagement took over the tabloids last week. But I really thought she would just do another ‘how I lost 20 pounds in two weeks’ magazine cover or something.

Getting her old body back would have been better revenge on Nick than agreeing to marry some dude she hardly knows. But hey..being married helped her career last go round. So best of luck to her.

Jessica Simpson has got to wonder, like the rest of us, why it took her ex Nick Lachey so freaking long to ask Vanessa Minnillo to marry him. He started dating Van just a few months after his ugly divorce from Jess in 2006..and he’s just now getting around to it four years later.

“Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very difficult time for her,” says a friend of Jessica’s. “Nick was the love of her life then, man, and he was her first, so she will always have a very special place in her heart for him. She’s deeply saddened.”

No fat jokes.

Just a question.

Who in the hell styled her like this? Jessica Simpson is not fat but this is the worst look I’ve seen on her since those infamous ‘mom jeans’ pictures.

I’m not sure where to begin with the wrongness of these new pictures of Jessica Simpson.

The ill-fitting dress, the wild hair, the whole Anna Nicole look just doesn’t really work on her.