I heard from a friend at lunch today the Jimmy Kimmel Twilight show was off the hook last night. I didn’t watch it because I get a bit burned out with all the pre-premiere promotion and I want my heart and mind to fresh when I see Eclipse next Wednesday. But it looks like I missed the best cast interview so far.

Brilliantly titled Jimmy Kimmel Live: Twilight: Total Eclipse of the Heart…Jimmy asked Robert Pattinson such significant questions as “vampires would kill a shark easily, right?” and “what happened to your dreamy, impossibly tousled hair’

The interview was awesome but Jimmy then topped it off with this Jersey Shore / Twilight parody that is way funnier than you think it’s gonna be.

Someone at The Village Voice has a wicked sense of humor. They somehow managed to get three of the four guidos from The Jersey Shore to appear on their gay issue cover. Brilliant!

Page Six says that The Situation, Ronnie and Vinny didn’t know they what they were posing for and didn’t even ask. I believe that. These kids are such self-absorbed attention whores that they’ll take off their shirts and pose at the opening of an envelope.

I don’t even know why I’m posting this. I usually have a live and let live attitude about people and lifestyles that I don’t agree with, but these  Jersey Shore kids are just so…soo….soooo…..Jersey gone wrong that I just stomach them.

But I know lots of you enjoy this nonsense..so here you go.

The clip begins with each of the eight cast members back at home miserable and ready to relocate to Miami.

RadarOnline.com claims that one of the cast members of the hit show was indulging in cocaine during filming in Miami. Shocking I know. NOT.

And the cast member’s drug use was known to others. Since Miami is a big drug city it was easy for the cast member to score, but hard to keep the cameras from following him/her around while he/she was buying/using.

“But the cast members are veterans by now and they know how to get rid of the cameras when they want to,” the source said.

RadarOnline.com knows the identity of the star, but has chosen not to name the cast member. That sucks, huh? Who do you think it is? I’m betting its one of the girls. Those guidos seem to be way too into their abs to be running around getting high ..but you never know.

The classiness continues. Watch 4 ft tall Snooki take on a big boy while filming in Miami last week.

When Snook says NO..bitch means NO.