Note to all Jennifer Aniston haters. This is why most of us love her.

She’s not afraid of comedy and to make fun of herself.

Her newest Smart Water ad employs all the elements to make a video go viral…puppies, dancing babies, a double rainbow… and for good measure, Aniston kicking a man in the crotch (“Sorry, apparently that’s worth about 100,000 hits,” she tells her victim.)

In a final attempt to get the most bang for their video buck, Jennifer and her team of “Internet boys” decide to call the video “Jen Aniston’s sex tape.”

Jennifer Aniston is a polarizing celebrity. You either love her or hate her. You either sympathize with her search for love or you think she is pathetic. The one thing we could always agree on about Jen was that she great freakin’ hair.

In Jen’s long career, the only time she hasn’t had gorgeous, perfectly highlighted and shiny hair is during the 7th season of Friends. And that was a look that Jen was quoted as saying she hated it. If I’m not mistaken she even went the extension route until it grew back out. So why is rocking this sporty new bob all of the sudden? Because she doesn’t want to look like those over-botoxed-over-glamed women on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Can I get an AMEN????

Jennifer’s stylist Chris McMillan s ays he chopped her long golden tresses off  because “it was time for a change.”  Part of the bob inspiration?  The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills and their long Dynasty-esque tresses.  McMillan said, “The reason that I’m loving a bob at the moment… There are so many long, layered hairstyles and—don’t get me wrong, I love that. But The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills all have that. You know what I mean? And what’s the opposite direction you can go in.”

Yesterday Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler told Oprah a funny story about how Jen nearly ended up on SNL instead of friends.

“We wanted Aniston to be on the show with us,” Sandler remembered. “I remember being on the ninth floor where [SNL exec] Lorne Michaels’ office was, and seeing Jen come in. I was like, ‘Oh my God, there’s Aniston. Is she about to be on our show?’”

“She said no? She’s gonna do that ‘Friends’? What the hell is ‘Friends?’” Sandler recalled while laughing. “That was the truth.”

Jen said she picked Friends because SNL seemed like a boys club. I’d say she made the right decision since Saturday Night Live is well-known for firing really funny chicks. I’m in shock every week that Kristin Wig has managed to do so well with Lorne and co.

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Jennifer Aniston will appear on The Ellen Degeneres Show February 3rd..and as always on Ellen…it’s interesting. This time around Jen and Ellen talk adoption and celebrity gossip bullying. Apparently Jen recently ran into that ugly-celebrity-hypocrite-blogger-that mocks and draws all over everyone while he cries “stop the gay bullying” every chance he gets.  A-hole.

On Adoption:

Ellen: “Are you going to adopt another dog, I heard?”
Jennifer: “What?”
Ellen: “People tell me things.”
Jennifer: “I think you’re confusing that with the Mexican child I’m supposedly adopting.”
Ellen: “Oh, are you going to adopt a Mexican child?”
Jennifer: “No, I’m not adopting a Mexican child. Adam Sandler adopted four last week and that never even got mentioned. No, I’m not adopting any children.”
Ellen: “No?”
Jennifer: “No. And no doggies right now.”

On A-hole Blogger Turning Over A New Leaf

Ellen: “We should talk about Perez Hilton because Perez Hilton was a guy who was doing some nasty things to a lot of celebrities. He was on our show and was talking about how it was going to change. When the bullying thing was happening and a lot of kids were committing suicide, he realized he was a bully. He told one of our producers that basically he started thinking about it because you confronted him about it. I think it’s a fascinating story. I’d like you to share.”
Jennifer: “I did. I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner with a girlfriend and we were driving out and I saw this tall, long, lean person and I say, ‘Who is that?’ And she says, ‘I think that’s Perez Hilton.’ I said, ‘No. I have to say something to him. I have to.’ So I pulled up and we were sort of scoping each other out as I was pulling the car up. I just rolled down the window and I was like, ‘Hi.’ And he went, ‘Hi.’ We stood there like two deer in headlights. And I just said, ‘Come here. Just talk to me for a second.’ It was one of those great moments. It was a lovely meeting and I was just like, ‘Why are you so mean?’ There’s something really great about putting a human being in front of another human being and then the reality that those words, even if it’s for humor or effect or whatever, there’s a human being behind all of that…And he’s kept it up too which is good.”
Ellen: “Because of you.”
Jennifer: “I say good for him and keep it up.”

Chelsea Handler must have a major hard on for Jennifer Aniston. Just a few days ago we posted a video of Chelsea calling Angelina Jolie many ugly names during a recent stand-up performance and today Glamour magazine released an interview she did with Katie Couric that was not any nicer.

KATIE COURIC: Is there anybody who really makes you laugh? A woman who really makes you laugh, other than me?
CHELSEA HANDLER: Jennifer Aniston makes me laugh. She’s irreverent and hilarious, and she sends me really, really funny e-mails.
KATIE COURIC: She’s funny?
CHELSEA HANDLER: Very.
KATIE COURIC: And speaking of that, wow, girl, you went off on Angelina Jolie recently.
CHELSEA HANDLER: Yeah, I’m not a fan. She just doesn’t come off to me as a sincere woman. She seems like a woman that you’d really want to avoid.

Wow. Jennifer must have really put in the ritz when she took Chelsea and some other friends on vacation earlier this month. It’s not so much that she’s bad-mouthing St. Angie..it’s that this chick never cuts any celebrities a break. She slams everybody in the industry. Except sweet Jen. Hmmmmmm…..

There are so many theories as to what is going on. 1.) Jennifer is striking out at Angelina through Chelsea; 2.) Chelsea just really really really wants to be Jen’s BFF; and 3.) Chelsea and Jenn are secret lesbians and she is just protecting her bitch. You pick.