Sources connected Celebrity Rehab have revealed that Dr. Drew and company are ready to go after the big fish. The casting department has set its sights on celeb hot messes Lindsay Lohan, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller.

Of course, none of them have accepted even though rumor has it that the show offered LiLo a cool million to appear on the Celeb Rehab as well as as Sober House and a third spin-off show.

Show sources say they were told Lindsay has refused , partly because she doesn’t think she has a problem and partly because she wants nothing to do with Dr. Drew after he has called her out on her BS so many times.

They were shut down with Heather Locklear too when her people said that Heather doesn’t have a problem.

Brooke Mueller and Jenna Jameson has also turned them down but they are still working on Charlie Sheen.

Filming starts May 10 and they still don’t have a big name to pull in viewers. Can you IMAGINE the fun it would be if landed all these celebs????? Can you say may-jah ratings?

You had to know this part was coming. Tito Ortiz has been bailed out of jail for throwing Jenna Jameson in a bathtub and had his press conference. Tito and his attorney dropped the bombshell that Jenna has been struggling with an Oxycontin addcition for the past year and that’s what led to the incident that got the UFC fighter arrested Monday.

Tito’s attorney Chip Matthews said that Jenna’s been battling addiction to the painkiller for more than a year now, and that Tito and family members have been protecting her.

Tito was very choked up when he said he hopes “Jenna will be okay.”  Tito also said, “my parents have gone through addiction and I’m not going to let my family go through that.”

Matthews claimed Jenna has been to rehab, and that her addiction has led to multiple suicide calls to 911.

Sounds about right to me. Although I believe she may have been struggling much longer than a year. I think they don’t want people to think she was using while she was pregnant with the couples twin boys. But she got really skanky and junkie looking long before the twins were born.

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Does Jenna Jameson always look this crazy, or is she just still reeling from the domestic drama that happened at her house Monday? I’m not sure what’s she so upset about. She killed two birds with one stone. She got the big bad guy out of her house and away from her kids and she got more press than she’s had in ….ever!

Jenna’s husband, Tito Ortiz, was handcuffed and arrested at the couples in Hunting Beach, California Monday. Then just hours later the former porn star was photographed out with her twin boys, Jesse and Journey Ortiz, and rocking a big-ass bandage on her arm.

Jenna told photogs on the scene that she plans on pressing charges against Tito, adding, ““I’m gonna be alright. My babies are alright … everything’s OK .. he’s in jail.”

Jameson also just pulled the plug on her Twitter account, writing a final message reading, “I cant take any more abuse from ANYONE.. To my sweet fans…thank you”

Read: On advice from her divorce attorney..Jenna will not be posting any incriminating evidence on Twitter anymore.

Jenna Jameson posted this picture of herself on her MySpace page and I am now questioning all laws of physics and genetics.

For a) she JUST gave birth to twins like a month ago….and for b) where did her giant boobs go?

And lastly…what’s up with the brown hair? Maybe having twins just sucked all the porn star out of her and turned her magically into a flat chested soccer mom.

Did she a plastic surgeon in the delivery room with her doing little nips and tucks and implant removals as the OBGYN was delivering the babies????

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz have surprised and shocked us all by giving their new twin boys very cool names.

Jesse Jameson Ortiz and Journey Jett Ortiz will not be teased at school for their parents crazy name choices. They will however, be teased for the girl on girl porn their mom was famous for.