People are so funny. The minute Beyonce gave birth and her baby’s name was released…this kind of foolery popped up all over Twitter.

Sunday morning the topic #illuminatisveryyoungest was trending because some people with too much time on their hands claimed that Eulb Yvi (which is Blue Ivy) spelled backwards is the name of Lucifer’s daughter in Latin.

It seems that people believe the name “Ivy” stands for “Illuminati’s Very Youngest.” Why people think this, it’s not clear. Maybe because daddy Jay-Z is rumored to be a part of the Illuminati. It’s highly unlikely, however, that the ultra-secretive group would allow a newborn to join their ranks. Especially since the Illuminati is said to be a men’s only club.

I guess I should have prefaced this by telling you there has been a rumor that Jay-Z is part of the secret society of Illumanti for a while…another thing that happens when people have too much time on their hands.

I’m not buying into the whole…Blue Ivy is baby Satan and Jay-Z is daddy Satan thing. I think I’ll go more with the theory about B & J’s strange thing for the number 4.  These two have a strange obsession with the number 4. So Ivy could have come from IV…and Blue for Jay’s The Blueprint Project ..of which three are finished…so baby Blue would number 4.

It’s strange..but people have named their kids dumb names for much more stupid reasons. I don’t know what’s so great about being an Illuminati anyway.  How great can a secret society be if it let’s just anyone in. See below.

Beyonce and Jay-Z have been the target of tons of blind items claiming that their marriage is on the rocks lately. But sometimes gossip is just that..gossip. They seem as sweet as ev-ah.

Just like every other basketball loving celebrity they were in L.A. over the weekend for the big All-Star game.

And check out those shoes. It takes a special kind of diva to wear those shoes to a basketball game!

BOOM!

Featuring more zombies, vampire models and soul-less hanging models than you can shake a stick at, Kanye West’s new video for Monster feels like watching a mish-mash of Hostel, I Am Legend, Underworld and Daybreakers….with maybe a touch of Eddie Murphy in A Vampire in Brooklyn.

I don’t know. I can’t decide if Gay-Fish hit a homer with this one for creativity or maybe it’s just because it’s such a departure from your standard hip-hop video that I think it’s creative. I mean Rob Zombie has been doing this shit for years.

They are still together!!!!

This is the first time Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow have been photographed together in…..a very long time.

And they look happy.

No sign of Beyonce though at Christy Turlington’s beach party over the weekend. But how cute are Gwyneth and Jay-Z being BFF’s?

We’ve heard this before so you guys don’t be sad if it turns out to be another false alarm, but it looks like we have a mini-hip-hop-mogul on the way!

March 25, 2010. It’s been a long time waiting . . . but now it’s finally happened. MediaTakeOut.com just learned from a ROCK SOLID source that legendary singer Beyonce and her hip hop mogul husband Jay Z are expecting their first child together.

According to our source Beyonce is doing fine and resting (for now), but she’s expected to continue working throughout her pregnancy. And we’re also told that Jay Z is EXTREMELY happy to be having his first child with Bey.