His words, not mine. Though I agree.

As rescue workers in Japan try to rescue as many people as they can after the insane natural disasters that have happened there over the past few days, rapper 50 Cent has pissed off tons of people with his self-described ‘ignorant’ tweets.

“Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing,” he first tweeted on Friday morning. Later in the afternoon, he said, “Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoe’s from LA,Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol.”

A few minutes later, he must have come to his senses (or received enough criticism, as he wrote, “Nah this is nuts but what can anyone do about it. Let’s pray for anyone who has lost someone.”

That attrition didn’t last long. “Man they made a movie about all this 2012 now you think that was a lucky guess,” 50 tweeted a few hours later. And to defend himself, he said, “Some of my tweets are ignorant I do it for shock value. Hate it or love it. I’m cool either way 50cent.”

It would seem that the country of Japan is a little more discriminating about who they let come and go on their turf than we are. Some lucky dude in Tokyo had the pleasure of telling Paris Hilton yesterday that Japan does need her brand of skank all over their good nation and sent her packing.

“Paris is very disappointed and fought hard to keep her business commitments and see her fans, but she is forced to postpone her commitments in Asia. Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them. Paris looks forward to returning in the future to a country she loves and has been coming to for the past 10 years.”

I always get sucked into Courtney Love’s crazy.

I don’t know why. Maybe because most of my formative years were spent listening to Nirvana and Hole and I have soft spot for this crazy woman.

Or maybe it’s just my sick need to watch a celebrity train wreck that keeps me coming back. Either way…here are Courtney’s latest contribution to the world. Her fashion choices while in Oksaka, Japan.

Frances Bean must be SO proud.

Have you heard? Leo DiCaprio’s Inception beat out Angelina Jolie’s Salt at the box office this weekend. So the master media manipulator pulled out a good PR move from her bag of tricks.

Angelina and most of her rainbow army of children were photographed together arriving at the New Tokyo International Airport in Narita this morning.  The twins are presumably hanging with daddy.

Check out the picture of Angie telling Maddox it is not ok to hit his brother Pax in the face. At least not in front of the cameras.

Rob Pattinson’s handlers sure can clean him up when they need to. After months of seeing him scruffy in dirty in Vanouver candids..the clean hair and suit are a nice change.

Not that I don’t enjoy the scruffy look too…but he looks so much better with the Kristen Stewart stink washed off him.