I’m not sure what’s going on with Tori Spelling. She getting thinner and thinner and her jacked up breast implants are looking more and more scary.

Is this what happens when implants have no more muscle or fat to adhere to and are left literally hanging on the clavicle bone?

What the hell is going on with Tori Spelling’s implants?

It looks like the implants are staging an uprising and running for freedom. I suppose that’s what happens when you are so thin that the silicone boobs count for 20% of your body weight.

I actually really like this Hollywood couple so it pains me to mock them…but what the hell is going on here?

For A) What the hell is going on with Nikki Cox’s breast implants? Do they sag that much after 10-15 years or are they  just being used to much?

And B) Nikki has plastic surgery-ed her gorgeous face into ….this….

And lastly, Jay needs to lay off the snacks. Or go see Nikki’s surgeon.

Sorry guys…you were both really cute on Rachel Ray the other day…but Nikki honey..with out without the implants it never hurts to wear some supportive under pinnings.