False alarm kids. As always the drama surround the Heidi Montag – Spencer Pratt kidnapping was much ado about nothing.

Apparently  Heidi was trying to sneak into her house last night with a pillow case over her head so photographers couldn’t get a picture of her new face and new boobs before her latest People magazine cover is published this week.

Yes kids, its true.  The recent break we’ve had in all things Speidi has been because they’ve been hiding out while Heidi heals after going under the knife.

They’re baaaaaack…..and with a bang.

Despite what Google said earlier, Jeff Goldblum did not fall to his death on a movie set today.

The rumor was a lame internet hoax and started circulating just after the news broke that Michael Jackson had died.

We’ve got our three celebs …Ed McMahon, Farrah and Michael. That will be it for a while.

All my fellow Joaquin Phoenix lovers can breathe a sign of relief  – the whole bearded, white-boy rapper reinventing himself thing is a hoax. Well, not so much a hoax as it is an “art project”.

Althought JP officially said Bye! Good to the film industry a few months ago, his disastrous three-song show in Las Vegas earlier this month spawned two schools of thought on just what the hell is going on with him. JP, with the help of his brother-in-law/BFF Casey Affleck is either putting one over on us or he has completely lost his mind.

Friends close to the duo say that it’s all fake…but in a good way. “It’s a put-on. I’m going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers, and Casey is going to film it,’” says one source who recently worked with Phoenix.

“It’s an art project for him,” says a source. “He’s going full out. He probably has told his reps that he’s quit acting. Joaquin is very smart. This is very conscious. He has a huge degree of control.”

Let’s all just humor the “artist” and let him think we believe his heinous rapping is sincere and maybe he’ll get bored and get back to being a hunky movie star.

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