Star magazine is taking the Dr. Drew statement about Angelina Jolie still being a heroin addict and running with it. Big time. Cover story big time.

So far they’ve only released the cover with no story..we’ll see how this goes.

This  might be the stupidest 19 year old in the history of stupid 19 year old girls. And that’s a lot of stupid teenage girls my friends. But this one…IDIOT!

So Alexis Neiers made headlines last May when she plead guilty for her role in burglarizing Orlando Bloom’s home as part of the young “Burglar Bunch” that targeted celebrity homes. Alexis insisted on the show that she was just hanging with the wrong crowd and in the wrong place at the wrong time so she got off easy with just six months in jail and probation, of which she served just one month.

Here comes the stupid part. Alexis didn’t take her probation seriously and when she failed to check in with her probation officer for scheduled appointment …the po-poo came to her house and and searched it. They found heroin in her purse and a fake ID from Florida. Alexisi was arrested and jailed without bail. She faces three years in jail for a probation violation.

Idioit!

Is it wrong that I sort of agree with Russell Brand about this? Most of our enduring, kick-ass rock-and-roll was inspired and created while the artist was high on something. Not that I condone heavy drug use, but you have to admit it does make you more creative. Led Zepplin, The Beatles, Eric Clapton, The Rolling Stones, Jimmy Hendricks, Aerosmith, Nirvana…I could go on forever…all heavy drug users at one point. Almost every artist we know and love has had some sort of addiction problem and been to rehab a few times. It’s sort of like the karmic price you pay for brilliance.

So yeah, I sort of think Russell is right that a heavy addiction problem would weed out the lightweight-engineered pop stars. But I also think we sort of need them too. Do you really want your 12 year old daughter sitting her room with her headphones on really getting into Comfortably Numb? Wouldn’t you rather take her to a bland Miley Cyrus concert?

Russell tells Rolling Stone: “The top of the hit parade would look very different if teenyboppers were exposed to heroin. It would weed a lot of them out. I don’t think Justin Bieber could handle [Pink Floyd member and heavy user] Syd Barrett’s habit . . . A lot of people in their journey to rehab overdose, and then, perhaps, we would be spared their awful music. It’s Darwinian. It’s the law of natural selection.”

My pre-teen heart broke today when I read that one of my major little girl crushes was arrested with drugs….again. Leif Garrrett was carrying black tar heroin in his shoe when he was arrested Monday morning at the L.A. Metrolink station. Black tar heroin. That sounds worse than regular heroin. Is it?

As if his life wasn’t f*uped enough…he’s on heroin??? You’ve all seen the VHI Behind the Music…he paralyzed his best friend…his career is oh-vah. He is bald.

According to sources, cops first noticed Garrett shaking and sweating profusely at an L.A. Metrolink station — when they asked him if they could perform a search of his person. We’re told cops asked Garrett if he had any drugs on him — at first, Garrett told them he didn’t … but then later admitted he was packing heroin in his shoe. Cops seized the drugs and arrested Garrett on the spot — before transporting him to a nearby jail where he stayed behind bars until Wednesday morning.

Garrett was eventually released after posting $10,000 bail.

Oh Leif..I hope you used your one phone call to call Dr. Drew and get on the next season of Celebrity Rehab. He was sooo dreamy in the late 70′s….yes I was very young and didn’t really know a good looking guy from nothing…but even at such a young age I knew long wavy hair and rock star thin body = HOT.

EVERYONE thinks this Blind Item from Ted Casablanca is about Joaquin Phoenix…I mean EVERYONE. I’m holding out hope that his craziness is still just “pretend crazy’ for Casey Affleck’s documentary…but who knows. Ted C. has has sticky little hands all up in the gossip in L.A.

Brain-Fry Noodlestein’s completely brilliant at what he does—or rather, did. Dude’s throwing it all away—friends, family, well-respected career—’cause he’s hooked on the hard stuff. Much harder stuff than Smokey Shooter would ever consider.

Heroin, babes. And lots of it.

Think the well-worn veins of lascivious ladies Fake à La Ferocity and Morgan Mayhem have the hard drug market cornered in H’wood? Please, Brain-Fry’s beating them at their own miserable game, and he’s barely even trying. But his buds sure as hell are:

BFN’s best amigos, understandably, are up all night either worrying about their depressed friend or following his every move, just in case he hits even lower—an overdose? Jail time?

It’s all a likely possibility with Noodle’s don’t-give-a-damn behavior. They thought they’d already seen him at his worst (professionally, at least, as did many others). But it was nothing compared to seeing Brain-F injecting H right in front of ‘em, which is now a matter, of course, for the iconoclast dude.

Makes us seriously suspect how much these so-called friends care about Brainy’s livelihood—or life—when they could easily nab the drugs out of his shaky hands. But knowing BFN, he’d just find it through some other fame hanger-on who doesn’t give an ef. God knows there are enough of those in T-town to go around.

Brain-Fry really should know better, as he’s seen this stuff happen before. Which is prolly what made him so depressed to begin with. Britney’s public meltdown is just gonna seem like a hissy fit by the time B.F.’s done self-destructing. Believe us on this one.

And It Ain’t: Billy Bob Thornton, Jared Leto, Kanye West