Hello tight ass and toned tummy. If this is what 40 looks like sign me the F up.

Can you believe how amazing Helena Christensen still looks? Most of the “older” supermodels still look good for 40. But Helena just looks good.

Forty year old Danish supermodel Helena Christensen rocked the hell out of this pirate get-up for Agent Provocateur’s new ad campaign. She was working so hard that she totally stole the show from ‘the model of the moment’ Alice Dellal.  If these pictures don’t do it for you, check out the video after you read this quote from the Daily Mail…obviously written by Crusty Pete from The Simpsons.

The action takes place in the depths of a galleon with much drunken and debauched revelry, featuring a posse of pirate-princesses in flimsy scraps of lace, toting cutlasses. Pirate Queen Helena appears in a red lace basque, brandishing a dagger, and succeeds in seducing the captain of the ship who is unaware he is being robbed blind and facing a mutiny.