I don’t usually do these big picture posts during or after awards shows but there was just much FAIL at this years Grammy Awards that I had to share.

Before I make my snarky comments on almost everyone ….let me just say that Jennifer Hudson is like WOW! Weight Watchers hit a gold mine with her. And also..Kelly Osbourne looked fab. Everyone else…not so much.

Rihanna looks good to be as sick as they she is..although that dress looks like a bunch a pipecleaners wrapped around her. Kathy Griffin is busted up and needs to give it up. Margaret Cho looks good but she is just a bitch so she gets a thumbs down. Speaking of bitches. Lea Michele anyone? Could she try any harder?

John Mayer was trying to go incognito as Johnny Depp. Paul Wall and that Gulianna chick are way too skinny. When is someone going to get that girl to admit she has a raging ED? Selma Blair and Jewel are both knocked up and look pretty. Ciara was a major fail. So was Snooki.

Barry Manilow is old. So was Bob Dylan! That was sad actually.

The young ones: Selena Gomez looked classy and pretty..Miley Cyrus not so much. Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguilera curvy and working it. Although I have no idea why Kim was invited.

Seal and Heidi Klum look sexy and happy. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony look miserable. Katie Perry and Russell Brand were cute but the angel dress? FAIL!

Krystal Bowersox looked good, so did Eva Longoria and the Will Smith Family, Paz Vega and Florence Welch as always looked oddly pretty.

It is the Grammy’s and people always dress a bit funkier…but I don’t know why some of these chick were trying to out-weird Gaga. It just ain’t gonna happen.

I saw several commentaries on these new Heidi Klum bikini pictures slamming her body after having her fourth kid. Everyone is comparing her to other hot celebrity mom bodies and finding her lacking.

But I disagree. I think she looks fabulous. Happy and gorgeous with a beautiful family that she actually takes care of instead of spending three hours a day at the gym.

I guess haters got to hate.

For the second time Heidi  Klum has amazed us all at how fast she can back into runway shape after giving birth. Six weeks after bringing her fourth child in the world Heidi worked the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show like she owned it.

Sure she was bit more covered this time and practically looked like she was wearing granny panties compared to the other angels..but hey…six weeks ago she had a belly the size of a planet.

More Heidi news…On Friday, a Los Angeles commissioner approved Klum’s legal name change to Heidi Samuel, her husband’s surname.

I love Tim Gunn so much that I wish I could put him in my pocket and carry him around with me all day. I’d pull him out when I needed fashion or gay-grandfatherly advice. So you can understand that the news that Tim has joined forces with Marvel Comics to produce a comic about crime fighting models cleverly titled, “Models Inc.” just has me giddy with excitement. There’s a catch though….Modelina.com says they are swiping the original ideal from them.

Heidi Klum isn’t peeved about pal Tim Gunn swiping her idea of a fashionista superhero. Gunn is teaming up with Marvel Comics for “Models Inc.,” a new comic-book series. The only catch? Klum was already a superhero on Modelina.com. A rep for the Web site told Page Six: “In February, Tim starred in ‘Spiked Heel,’ a series about saving Fashion Week, alongside animated hero ‘The Kluminator.’ This new Marvel concept sounds very similar to our previous idea.”

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