Need some motivation to stay out of the office Christmas cookies or not over eat at that Christmas party you are going to this week? Check out these pictures of Megan Fox on vacation in Hawaii this week.

Not even on Christmas vacation does this chick gain a pound and there is no sign anywhere of that holiday carb bloat. Hate her.

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Nothing but class from the Butterscotch Stallion.

Some photographer caught Owen Wilson taking a very public pee on a golf course in Hawaii. Nice.

If this seems vulgar to you then please remember that I don’t make the celebrity news people, I just bring it to the masses.

Megan Fox doesn’t look to upset about being replaced in Transformers 3 does she? After all..she’s the one with the wicked six pack not Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Megan and her man Brian Austin Green were in Hawaii over the holiday weekend to attend the very 90210 wedding of Ian Ziering before Megan starts doing promo work for Jonah Hex. Which may turn out to the flick that might actually do her career some good.

These pictures really illustrate why the make-up department on the  Transformers sets hating working on Megan. She is inked up everywhere. Including a strategically placed piece of her honey’s name.

They also highlight the fact that Megan goes for days without eating. “I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating,” Fox told Allure for their May 25 issue.

Now that’s sexy…I don’t care who you are. There is nothing more attractive on a woman than a protruding back bone.

I think the booze has finally killed off every last braincell and she’s reverted back to some sort of primal-rock-crawling-Gollum-like creature.