Those of you who don’t have small children (or aren’t major stoners) probably have no freakin’ idea who Brad Pitt is supposed to be.

According to my three year old and most other crazy toddlers,  Yo Gabba Gabba is da’ bomb. Brad makes a great DJ Lance and I’m loving the beads in his beard and the hot toddy in his hand. Now that’s how you go trick-or-treating!

And could Angelina be more of a buzz kill? What is she supposed to be, a dead Angelina Jolie? Even on All Hallow’s Eve she can’t let go of that drab color pallet.

Hilary Duff thought outside the box this year for Halloween and dressed as Angelina Jolie. Complete with the geographical coordinate tattoo on her left arm, she even managed to talk her boyfriend Mike Comrie into playing Brad Pitt.

Much better than the played-out standard sexy cop or French maid.