So all you have to do these days is sleep with a ex-reality show loser to get your own crappy reality show. We are really becoming just like Mike Judge’s Idiocracy.

You all remember Hailey Glassman as the very young girl that Jon Gosselin took off with in all his Ed Hardy gear as soon as he and Kate split, right?

“I’m moving out in August and probably moving to the Santa Monica area. I was offered to do a show called Starting Over, which will be about me leaving New York and all the negative behind me. I don’t know LA at all, I could love it, I could be the biggest trainwreck,” Hailey said. “My mom is so upset, but I have to grow up. Living in my parents’ house is going to keep me a little girl forever. I have to be out on my own. I need to find my passion again and figure out who I am. The world only knows me as the tabloid Hailey. Hopefully through this show they’ll see me for who I really am.”

Well that’s it. Now everyone in the world hates Jon Gosselin.

Jon’s PYT Hailey Glassman told the Insider that she is sick of his s**t and she is (almost) over it.

“We’re at a point now where I don’t know why I love him. He gets frustrated and angry and I’m the one who gets the brunt. He’ll call me and take his anger out on me. He has ‘mantrums.’ I shouldn’t have to put up with being emotionally abused. Icry and say why are you so mean to me? He takes it out on me. He talks over me so I can’t speak. Sometimes he has trouble with the truth and he will dance and dance around his lies. He’s like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him,” she added.

“I met Jon in a bubble. I’d never seen the show. I had no idea. He begged me to go to France and I come home to chaos. People judge me before they meet me. I get threats everyday. I get called a home wrecker and a fat whore. People will stare or point. It gets worse everyday. It’s taken a toll on me. Jon sees I’m not happy. At what point is it too much?”

Oh honey. You are way too young and inexperience in grown up relationships to understand what’s going on here, aren’t you? The big douche bag has finally realized what a HUUUGE mistake(s) he has made and that he probably shouldn’t have walked out on his family for a few months of partying and banging girls way too young for him. That’s why he’s being an asshole. Men do shit like that…alot.

Let me introduce you to Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s new 22 year old girlfriend and possible business partner. Jon is currently working on a deal to design children’s clothing for Christian Audigier.

Lucky for Jon, Hailey seems to like to rock the trashy Ed Hardy look as well. The Huffington Post posted these pictures from Hailey’s Facebook page of this super classy chick that surely has Kate Gosseling spitting nails today.

Note: The strange picture in of the chick in orange pant is Hailey proving how flat her belly is.

Her favorite TV show is ‘Sex in the City,’ natch. Here are some pictures of Hailey smoking cigarettes, smoking pot and generally having an awesome time.

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