Charlie Sheen was chatty-cathy this weekend. In addition to the ABC 20/20 interview that will air tonight, he spoke with someone from NBC as well.

All the interviews were conducted in Charlie’s home and all have the same tone; ‘I am Awesome McAwesomeness and none of this is my fault’.

Instead of stepping up and owning the fact that his addiction cost countless families their jobs, Charlie says the powers that be have put him through so much emotional distress that he now will require $3 million an episode to return to work.

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Some of the brilliant things that came out of his mouth include gems like:

“I’m a rock star from Mars and I’m tired of pretending im not special.”

“Normal people process someome like him.”

” I am bringing a message of violent love.”

“I have tiger blood (Greek God) Adonis DNA’

‘People who can’t heal themselves of addiction are fools and trolls.”

Charlie also said he was not worried about his job at Two and Half Men and in fact by Wednesday Warner Brothers will be called Charlie Brothers.

One last piece of advise from Sir Awesome is that us normal non-winners ‘should find a comfortable chair in our small houses and enjoy the show.”

Miley Cyrus gets her skanky teenage cooties all over my Bret Michaels on Good Morning America Friday morning.

Pictures and video below…watch at your own risk…Bret is as awesome as always but Miley sounds like crap.

Britney Spears celebrated her 27th birthday today by lip synching her heart out on Good Morning America this morning.

She looks smokin’ hot in the black outfit…but not so much in the red.