I’m calling BS on this Star magazine story, but it’s Friday and I’m leaving for a much needed vacation in the morning so I’d thought I’d just report this silly story anyway.

A source tells Star magazine, “Nicole is devastated by Michael’s death. She loved him and it happened so suddenly. She wasn’t planning on naming the baby after him, but she thinks it’s fitting now that he’s gone.”

What most people don’t know is that Michael Jackson was Nicole’s Godfather. Michael and Nicole’s dad Lionel Richie were really close friends, so Nicole grew up to Michael being an uncle figure in her life.

Nicole is about ready to pop and she most DEF knows if that baby is a boy or girl already. Plus, I mean, really? Godfather or not, who wants to name their kid after MJ?

How cool is it to be Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt? Not only do they have the coolest and most gorgeous parents ever, they have Bono as their Godfather. Most of us have our parents college roommates or something but these kids get to call Bono when Brad and Angie piss them off.

“Brad and Angie think the world of Bono. They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back. Since then, they’ve become very close, which Brad is thrilled about. Angelina is inspired by Bono’s humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali’s given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun.”

Aren’t they all just one big happy international humanitarian family? No word yet on who will be the twins godmother, although some sources report that it will be Angelina’s former lesbian lover Jenny Shimzu. That’s not cool, that’s weird and creepy.

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