You know, I have had quite enough of Miss Perfect Bundchen.

Goddess-like gorgeousness, modeling career that has opened every door in the world for her, married to the All-American Quaterback, a less than 20 pound pregnancy weight gain and now a pain-free labor and delivery.

I.Hate.Her.

It “wasn’t painful, not even a little bit,” the supermodel, 29, said in an interview with the Brazilian TV show “Fantastico.” “The whole time, my head was so focused — every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, what pain.’ It was, ‘With every contraction, he is getting closer to me.’ “

Bündchen — who had a water birth on December 8 at the Boston condo she shares with her husband, quarterback Tom Brady, 32 — also didn’t use serious pain medication.

“I wanted to be conscious and present for what was happening,” she said. “I didn’t want to be anesthetized. I wanted to feel.”

Her recovery was also remarkably quick. “The second day, I was walking, I was washing dishes, I was making pancakes in the kitchen,” she said with a laugh.

Pictures above from Gisele’s first post-baby interview..less than six weeks after giving birth.

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This is why I hate supermodels.

Gisele Bundchen is about 7 months pregnant by my calculations.

Do you  see where I’m going with this? She’s walking around with this perfectly tiny little baby bump and her long thin legs and skinny arms with no sign of pregnancy stress anywhere!  It’s just not right. It’s ok that they look goddess-like and gorgeous in magazines and on the runway..but when it comes to pregnancy they  should get the hips, thighs and bloated cankles that rest of us do.

Like Kendra Wilkinson did. Now that’s what pregnancy looks like brothers and sisters. Not that tall, thin Brazilian freak of nature above. Thanks to Kendra for posting this third trimester pic, crazy pregnancy nose included.

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Gisele Bundchen might just be a smart super model after all. She practically disappeared after it was confirmed that she’s carrying the next most beautiful celebrity baby in her belly.

Props to her for getting away from the paps and just being some pregnant chick in Brazil.

That being said…I freaking hate pregnant supermodels. Where do they get off looking that great while the rest of us waddle around like giant watermelons on legs?

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I think this is at least the fourth time I’ve reported that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting a baby together.

So if this one turns out to be another rumor…just remember to not kill the messenger. Sources say that Gisele is due in early 2010…and who knows this one might turn out to to be true. She is eating at Five Guys these days…

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is about to lose her ‘most beautiful child on the planet’ title. RadarOnline has confirmed the rumors that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting their first baby together. Well, technically it would be their second since Gisele says Tom’s son with Bridget Moynahan is actually her child. *Sigh* Brazilian supermodels…can’t live with ‘em…can’t tie ‘em down and force feed them Ben and Jerry’s.

I know it’s hard to imagine a prettier baby than the genetically blessed Jolie-Pitt children but when the Bundchen-Brady baby is born I’m sure it’s going to be like five feet tall, have mommy’s exotic beauty and long legs and daddy’s precision rocket-like arm. This might the beginning of that perfect race thing Hitler was always raving about.

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