There is major drama at the Pasedena Recovery Centre where Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew is being filmed. Shockingly it involves the loudmouthed former model Janice Dickinson.

The self-proclaimed world’s first supermodel is said to have had several ‘very loud arguments’ with ex-Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel.

‘Rachel hates Janice and Janice hates Rachel.Janice thinks Rachel is an opportunist, and Rachel thinks Janice is a has been. They haven’t gotten along since the beginning. They get into frequent loud arguments and it’s getting disruptive for the others. Janice frequently rolls her eyes when Rachel is talking in the group therapy sessions.’

Two chicks who want to be the prettiest girls in the room.

Rachel briefly quit the program earlier this week and bolted to the L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills, reportedly after a particularly tough therapy session with Dr. Drew in which he questioned her about her self esteem and self worth. Apparently she has none.

It’s a classic tale. Boy and girl on holiday at some luxury resort. Girl thinks her boyfriend only has eyes for her on their romantic vacation. Girl catches boy very obviously breaking his neck to check out some random chick walking by.

It’s like every man in the world has the exact same wiring on the inside..just a different plastic shell on the outside. It’s not just you ladies….it happens to celebrities too.

Geri Halliwell caught boyfriend Henry Beckwith craning his neck to look a hottie in St. Tropez this weekend. And lucky for us someone caught the whole thing on camera.

“Geri was absolutely fuming. She was shouting at him and telling him what for. Clearly, she was not happy about his wandering eye. As soon as she clocked him, she turned around herself to see what he was looking at and then she twigged.”

I’m assuming “twigged” is the British slang for freaked the flip out.

Lindsay Lohan has been banned from LA club Trousdale for throwing a glass at her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Witnesses told Page Six that Ronson was sitting with friends when Lohan stormed up and suddenly threw her drink — including the glass — at her on Friday night. A spy told us: “Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she’ll never come back.”

Don’t worry. Sam wasn’t hurt and continued to party with her pals. She even wrote on Twitter: “Just got a glass thrown at my head . . . Hmmm — wonder who did it.” ***Sigh..the drama!

Things are not all peechy keen in LindsayLand. Lindsay and Samantha Ronson had another very public fight last Thursday on the Acela train to Washington. LiLo and Sam disturbed the good folks commuting to work with their nonsense about their shaky relationship. Lindsay was whining and complaining about everything always being about Sam…and like a typical man, Sam was just ignoring her complaints.

Lindsay told Sam, “I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.” Lohan was “whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up.” At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, “Don’t (bleeping) lie to me!”

If that’s not proof enough for the masses that gay relationships are just like straight ones, then I don’t know what is.

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